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graveyard
GRAVEYARD
Notice of an itinerary change—
Well, shucks! You died. This might be a familiar experience for you, maybe not. Either way, you're probably feeling distinctly less dead now, with any injuries you previously obtained now healed. Grogginess still clouds your mind, but in a way that's reminiscent of waking up rather than anything nefarious.
... Not too unlike when you first arrived here, actually. Namely, because you wake up in what looks to be an airport terminal. Again! It's not quite the same as the one you were in before, but you're not free of airports yet, it seems. To be specific, you're in the baggage claim area, in the most literal sense: lying in an open suitcase on the carousel, going round and around (or, if you were unlucky, you might've tumbled out of the suitcase as it slid down onto the conveyor belt). You might want to hop off at some point.
If you're worried about your belongings, you can find them either on your person or in another suitcase chugging along on the belt. Once you retrieve everything, there's a new area to explore. Plus, reunions to be had with those who died before you, or with the four Hosts you haven't seen since the first week. And should you be worried about the living side, there are various screens around the terminal, allowing you to still watch what's going on over there.
► GRAVEYARD RUNDOWN
- You are able to see the living (and their public network posts).
- Weekly effects are still active.
- Any personal items you didn't give away before your death are with you in the graveyard.
- You can still use your curse items on the living, with the usual caveats of avoiding OOC inconvenience (e.g. no effects that would last into Thursday night).
- The graveyard has its own set of NPCs (Maestro, Bora, Libeccio, Scirocco). You are no longer able to contact the living side's NPCs via audiences, but you can talk to the other four once again.
- If you get injured and would like to be healed (within reason), the graveyard NPCs can heal to varying degrees, so feel free to handwave tapping them until you got one who could help you.
- You may handwave the NPCs explaining the basics to you: you're alive again, but you're unable to regroup with the "living" side due to lacking a mode of transportation to the airport terminal where they are, and a barrier is blocking people from leaving the old-fashioned way. Trying to book a ride is a work in progress for the entire graveyard.
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Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
WHY SHRIPM WHEN YOU CAN
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[[BIG SHOT!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
🎉🍤 SHIMP-tastic news 🥳🚀! Who knew 🍤 that tiny sea critters 🦐 could throw such a PARTY 🎈🎊? When life gives you 🍋 lemons, squeeze 🍋 them on your shrimp 🍤 and dance 💃 like nobody’s watching! You can’t just 🦐 shrimp your way 🔥 into my heart ❤️, but throw in some spicy 🔥 garlic 🧄 and butter 🧈 and we’re talking romance 💘! Get your forks 🍴 ready, because these little guys 🦐 are about to become your new BFF 🍤🥳! Remember, the only thing better 🍸 than shrimp cocktail 🍤🥂 is two shrimp cocktails 🍹🍹! So grab your bib 👕 and dine like a king 👑 because this seafood spread is gonna be LEGENDARY 🌊✨!
Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
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Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Kaworu
Message Content:
Meowww 😺😸, here come 🐾 the CAT-tastrophe 🎉 of furry 🐱 friends! They're prowling 🐈 around like they own 🏠 the place, giving you the side-eye 👀👀 as if to say "What are YOU doing?" 🤷♂️😹! With a flick of their tail 🐾💃, they're plotting 🗺️ to knock over 🏺 your favorite vase 🌺💢 for fun 🎈! Don't forget the 3 AM zoomies 🕒💨—it's like a furry rave 🎶🕺 with them bouncing 🎉 off the walls! And when it comes to cuddles 🥰, they are all in 😻 until they decide it’s time for a solo mission 🕵️♂️💨 on your keyboard ⌨️💼! Let's face it, these tiny dictators 👑 rule our hearts 💖 and our homes 🏠—especially when they give you that purr-fect, innocent look 🐾🍼! Embrace the cat life 🐈⬛ because with them, every day is a fur-tastic adventure! 🐾🎉
Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Hulkenberg
Message Content:
Hey there, slippery SLUTS 💦🍑 ready to get your DONGS 🎯🔪 OUT and THRUST like a mighty spear 🍈🔪🍆? It’s time to poke that 🐾🎳 [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]👀 and STAB 💉💦 your way into those hot zones 🌡️🔥!! Just grab the nearest LONG STICK 🍆🤤 and aim for the sweet SPOT 🎯🍑 where all the MAGIC 💫 happens 😜😈! So sharpen that tip 🔪🍭 like a pro, and let’s get ready to FISH 🍤🎣 for some juicy💦 LOVE 🎉🙈! 💥BLOW it UP 🥳💣 and don’t forget to PUMP 💦🔄 it like a TRUE WARRIOR 💪🍑 because, babe, it’s time to SPEAR 💪🍆 and conquer those TREASURES 💎😍!! Remember, always use protection ⚔️🗡️🔒 when you go deep, you don’t wanna end up with a JAB 😱🩹🎯!! Let’s get it ON with the spear game 🔥💦🙌🍆🌈!!
Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Hulkenberg
Message Content:
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Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Rupert
Message Content:
Hey there 🌟🥳, let’s talk 🗣️ about PEAS 🥗! They’re small 🐜 but mighty 💪—the little green buddies 💚 that can make your dish 😋 a total hit 🎉. Peas ✨ are like the life of the party 🎈, rolling around 🍃 in their pods 💃, waiting to be popped 💥 into your mouth 🍽️! Ever notice 🤔 how they play hide and seek 👀 in your mashed potatoes 🥔? Sneaky little devils 😈! And don’t forget 😱, they’re super healthy 🥦, packed with vitamins 💊 for strong muscles 💪 like Popeye 🍃! Next time you munch 🍽️ on these green gems 💎, remember: every pea 🌱 brings a party 🎊 to your plate 🍽️, so let’s celebrate 🎈 this legume life! 🎉🍃
Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Maya
Message Content:
HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!!
MY EYES ARE [[Burning]]
LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!
[click here for DEAL]
[[CLICK HARDER]]
[[[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]]
Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content:
My darling Hullenana Sweetthang -
As I write these lines to you from my tent, the camp here at [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] around me prepares for battle with Hamilton Jeb tomorrow at dawn. As I do not know if I will survive the coming shoot out, I feel compelled to write to you so that you might know the truth that my ardor for you has revealed to me: You have the most bangin' booty in all of [[INSERT GAME HERE]] and I would dearly like to mash uglies with you.
Yours truly,
Franklin Tusslebucket, Prvt., 3rd Queensdale Soldiers of Foot