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graveyard...2

GRAVEYARD

Notice of an itinerary change—

Well, shucks! You died. This might be a familiar experience for you, maybe not. Either way, you're probably feeling distinctly less dead now, with any injuries you previously obtained now healed. Grogginess still clouds your mind, but in a way that's reminiscent of waking up rather than anything nefarious.

... Not too unlike when you first arrived here, actually. Namely, because you wake up in what looks to be an airport terminal. Again! It's not quite the same as the one you were in before, but you're not free of airports yet, it seems. To be specific, you're in the baggage claim area, in the most literal sense: lying in an open suitcase on the carousel, going round and around (or, if you were unlucky, you might've tumbled out of the suitcase as it slid down onto the conveyor belt). You might want to hop off at some point.

If you're worried about your belongings, you can find them either on your person or in another suitcase chugging along on the belt. Once you retrieve everything, there's a new area to explore. Plus, reunions to be had with those who died before you, or with the four Hosts you haven't seen since the first week. And should you be worried about the living side, there are various screens around the terminal, allowing you to still watch what's going on over there.

► GRAVEYARD RUNDOWN

You are able to see the living (and their public network posts).
Weekly effects are still active.
Any personal items you didn't give away before your death are with you in the graveyard.
You can still use your curse items on the living, with the usual caveats of avoiding OOC inconvenience (e.g. no effects that would last into Thursday night).
The graveyard has its own set of NPCs (Maestro, Bora, Libeccio, Scirocco). You are no longer able to contact the living side's NPCs via audiences, but you can talk to the other four once again.
If you get injured and would like to be healed (within reason), the graveyard NPCs can heal to varying degrees, so feel free to handwave tapping them until you got one who could help you.
You may handwave the NPCs explaining the basics to you: you're alive again, but you're unable to regroup with the "living" side due to lacking a mode of transportation to the airport terminal where they are, and a barrier is blocking people from leaving the old-fashioned way. Trying to book a ride is a work in progress for the entire graveyard.
As of Week 4, the memshare effect from Week 3 remains.

QUICKLINKS

NAVIGATION; (FULL NAV)

INFO

PLAYER STATUSES IC PROFILES MURDER PROPOSALS CYOA SIGN-UPS

SETTING

NPC AUDIENCES LOCATIONS ROOMING CURFEW

REPORTING

PC TURN-IN MOD REPORTING EVENT TURN-IN VOTING

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

IMAGINE IF I COULD READ

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
won't you peas be my friend
i think we could be a-maize-ing together
and have an egg-cellent time
just let minnow

Object(s) Mailed: A barrel of sugar snap peas, a large corn latte, a bag of pea-flavored popcorn, a package of pollock roe, a chicken egg (raw) with a smiley face drawn on it, a plate of fish and chips, a handful of loose crab legs

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Scaramouche
Message Content: N/A

Object(s) Mailed: A DIY grape balloon cluster

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content:
[Image Attached]
[Image Attached]
[Image Attached]
Object(s) Mailed: Bucket of oats and a can of peas and carrots.

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Everyone on the living side
Message Content:

EGG BABY PROJECT

Eggspectations:

For the next week, you will care for and protect an egg baby to reflect on the impact of pregnancy on you and your friends' lives.
Your egg baby will be born today. You may carry your baby in your own container, but it MUST NOT have a lid (your baby will suffocate).
You will bring your egg baby with you everywhere because your egg baby cannot be left unattended for more than a few minutes at any time. You will need to find an eggsitter whenever you are unable to bring it with you.

Egg Baby Safety:

Egg babies are fragile, and other participants can be mean and heartless. Protect your baby!
Your peers can be unreliable and clumsy. Choose your eggsitters and those who handle your eggs wisely!
If your baby is injured, dies, or is abandoned, you will write up an incident report and an obituary.

Object(s) Mailed: Enough eggs for one per person on the other side.

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:

Bro I'm dead 😂 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactics of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

Object(s) Mailed: a balloon with a smiley face drawn on it

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:

everyone watching seinfeld please remember the main characters are supposed to be aspirational characters to admire and emulate. the point is that they're protagonists you can relate to and idolise, which is what makes it so good.

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:

what are you going to name your egg
miss lockett said eggsabeth is a good name for eggs but what if it doesn't want to be an egg
what if it grows up and wants to be a horse or something
please reply
this is important i have to know what you name egg

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Ace
Message Content:

LET ME SAY
LET ME SAY [Thanks]
HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?
TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Ace
Message Content:

YOU DON'T NEED [Friends]!!
I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!!!
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE [PIPIS].

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:

Summers as a child meant long days at the shore, basking in the scorching summer heat with my best friend and running, laughing and playing, into the waves when the Middlesummer Island sun became too much to bear. After we wore ourselves out, we washed the sand from our bodies and drank sweet, cold glasses of lemonade paired with mother’s own hot dog recipe. Back then, I didn’t know how much I’d one day treasure those memories. That last summer, before mother left us to fulfill her dreams in Hollywood and our once cozy beach cottage was sold to pay for the divorce, is inextricably linked in my mind with the tangy snap and zesty juices of a hot dog meal.

Decades later, thinking back on those innocent days, I began to wonder if I could replicate the taste of a more innocent summer. With trial and error (and a lot of sneaking tastes in between) I learned that the perfect complement to the salty and savory flavors was a sweet crunch of peas. I experimented with creating the perfect creamy sweet pea remoulade to add depth to the hot, slippery dogs. And then I ate the whole package of a dozen hot dogs straight out of the pan, they were that good. It’s so easy to make that you’ll wonder why you shouldn’t eat them every day, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And they keep so well in the fridge that there’s no reason not to.

After our cottage at the shore was sold, I held my best friend as we vowed never to forget the promise we made to one another that summer. But then came cold autumn, school and schedules, and that precious childhood friendship was the first victim to the fickleness of adult attention. I still wonder where she went, what she’s doing now. There’s so much distance between us, but those moments of heartbreak and joy by the seaside will forever have a place in my heart.

You could also add some fresh ground pepper or substitute the tarragon for pumpkin spice, or if you’re feeling fancy, pair the whole thing with a summer corn slaw salad. Or cut these up for a tasty lunchbox snack. You won’t get enough of them.

Ingredients:
1 bun (use brioche or substitute)
1 hot dog
4 tablespoons butter
1 sprig tarragon
A dash of sea salt
Zest of 1 lemon
100 lbs of canned peas.

1) Boil the hot dog, setting aside the hot dog water. 2) Plate on bun. 3) To make the pea remoulade, boil peas in hot dog water with butter and bring to a simmer. Stir for 45 minutes and then then add sea salt, lemon zest, and tarragon to taste. Let rest on the stove overnight and drizzle over your dogs.

Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Failing Where You Succeeded Before
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: You Will Never See Them Again
ACHIEVEMENT LOST: Get'cha Head in the Game

Object(s) Mailed: Loose milk

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content: [Image Attached]

Object(s) Mailed: a picture of an anime waifu named Giuseppe Garibaldi

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Tama
Message Content: Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer’s thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I’m going to be alright and that there’s nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life to a dark, earth-shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500-decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I hate gaming laptops.

Object(s) Mailed: caviar

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Astolfo
Message Content: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷhᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷeᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷlᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷpᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ RATS RATS WE ARE THE RATS WE PRAY AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT WE ARE THE RATS

Object(s) Mailed: a single XXXXXXL steel-toed boot

Edited 2025-06-25 17:53 (UTC)

Day: Wednesday

Recipient: North, South, East, West
Object(s) Mailed: strawberry milkshake popcorn, butterfly tea popcorn, extremely spicy jerk chicken popcorn, garlic and shrimp popcorn, cereal milk popcorn

Recipient: Rupert
Object(s) Mailed: a bushel of ears of corn

Recipient: Childe
Message Content: IF YOU THROW THESE EGGS AT ANOTHER LOUNGE, A WISH WILL BE GRANTED.
Object(s) Mailed: a six pack of eggs

Recipient: Jonas
Message Content: HI, HONEY,
HOPE YOUR CAMP TRIP IS GOING WELL. YOUR DAD AND I MISS YOU. MAYBE YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH SOME GREAT THINGS WHILE YOU ARE THERE? WE WOULD BE SO PROUD TO HEAR YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS WHEN YOU GET BACK HOME. DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE WITH ANY OF THE OTHER KIDS FROM OTHER CABINS, OKAY? LAST TIME, YOU TRIED TO BLAME THE PRANK ON SOMEONE ELSE. YOUR FATHER MIGHT LET YOU OFF THE HOOK, BUT I WON'T! WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE REPEAT OFFENDERS IN OUR FAMILY.
LOL (LOTS OF LOVE) XOXO,
MOM
Object(s) Mailed: pickled eggs, pea pods, a bag of corn kernels, peach flavored popcorn

Recipient: Manwol
Message Content: HELLO, BEAUTIFUL,
UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK THIS RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO WORK OUT. I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON MY ACHIEVEMENTS 🍷 IN LIFE BEFORE I GET TIED DOWN BY A PRETTY WOMAN. THERE ARE ALWAYS DIFFERENT GAMES 🍷 TO PLAY, AREN'T THERE? INCLUDING OUR LITTLE GAME OF INFIDELITY. LIFE IS JUST TOO SHORT TO SPEND IT WASTEFULLY TRYING TO KEEP A PARTNERSHIP AFLOAT. MAYBE WE CAN TRY AGAIN 🍷 ANOTHER TIME.
YOUR HEADACHE,
RICHARD

Recipient: Haru
Object(s) Mailed: a photo of a beautiful and pristine pool

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Childe
Message Content:
Dear Kate, by the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it will happen. Childe will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Childe, then Strohl will enter and get shot by Childe, then you will walk in and get shot by Strohl, Childe and I multiple times. Love, your brother, Harold.

P.S: Then two hosts will read this letter and shoot each other.

Object(s) Mailed: Several handfuls of frozen peas

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content:

THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.

Object(s) Mailed: a can of red spray paint (with a tag that says: don't let the cats be on top)

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Childe
Message Content:

THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.

Object(s) Mailed: a can of blue spray paint (with a tag that says: don't let the cats be on top)

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Ichiban
Message Content:

THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.

Object(s) Mailed: a can of green spray paint (with a tag that says: don't let the cats be on top)

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Tama
Message Content:

THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.

Object(s) Mailed: a can of pink spray paint (with a tag that says: don't let the cats be on top)

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Kazuki
Message Content:

IS [[JUSTICE]] and [H0N0R] GETTING YOU DOWN?
GET IT OVER! GET DOWN AND AROUND IT GET
OVER
IT!
CAN YOU REALLY LOOK IN MY [Eyes] AND SAY NO!?
LOOK IN MY [Eyes] LOOK IN MY [Nose] LOOK IN MY [Mouth]
LAY OFF OR PAY 7 PAYMENTS OF 9.99$$$

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Childe
Message Content:
I have frozen
the peas
that were in
the mailbox
and which
you were probably
hoping
to eat
Forgive me
they were all useless
so soft
and too safe

Object(s) Mailed: more frozen peas

Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Everyone
Message Content: We would like to congratulate the winner of our very first ASS BEAUTY PAGENT, Jacopo! Everyone, please, a round of applause for our first ever ASS QUEEN.

To all the losers? It's okay, ladies. You're allowed to be ugly.

Object(s) Mailed: A single beautiful egg wearing a tiny tiara and a sash

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Rupert
Message Content:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you pets you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you peas you pets you pets you pets you peas you peas you peas you peas you

if any of them are dead tomorrow, so be it

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Maya
Message Content: Plate bottom.

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content: Cake switch.

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content: Cake bottom.

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content: Fork switch.

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Childe
Message Content: Cake switch.

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: Plate switch.

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Todomatsu
Message Content: Plate bottom.

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Manwol
Message Content: Cake switch.

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content:
Hello?
Hey, what's up?
I need your help, can you come here?
I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Alright, well hurry up and get over here.
I can't find them.
What do you mean you can't find 'em?
I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
What do you mean there's only soup?
It means there's only soup.
Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Alright you don't have to shout at me! There's more soup!
What do you mean there's more soup?!
There's just more soup!
Go into the next aisle!
There's still soup!
Where ARE you right now?!
I'm at soup!
What do you mean you're "at soup"?!
I mean I'm at soup!

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Alex

Object(s) Mailed: a couple of prints

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Childe
Message Content:
Look at this photograph
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must've done it half a dozen times
I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and try to graduate?
Life's better now than it was back then
If I was them, I wouldn't let me in

Object(s) Mailed: a pair of sunglasses with the lenses removed

Day: Thursday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
do you luv me
don't you leave me
don't you hate me

Object(s) Mailed: two prints

Day: Friday
Recipient: All of Meowsandry
Message Content:

Merchandise Request Form
Section 1: Requestor Information
Full Name Anders
Email Address What?
Phone Number I don’t know what this means.
Department/Organization (if applicable) Meowsandry

Section 2: Merchandise Details 
Item Name or Description: Just send a lot. The people are clamoring.   Quantity Requested: 18 
Size(s) Needed
* ☐ S
* ☐ M
* ☐ L
* ☐ XL
* ☐ XXL
* ☐ Other (include size in comments)
Color Preference (if applicable) I like the black but others say I am “depressing” so I suppose whatever you feel fit.
Reason for Request (e.g., event, giveaway, personal use) Giveaway

Section 3: Delivery Details 
Delivery Address / Pickup Location:  
Preferred Delivery or Pickup Date: ASAP They are quite upset

Section 4: Approval & Budget  
Budget Code or Project Number: 1?  
Manager/Supervisor Name (if approval needed) Bora 
Approval Email or Signature Confirmation The only thing I know about “email” is from Omegacorp so I imagine it’s evil and I will not be participating.

Section 5: Additional Notes

Object(s) Mailed: [ A barrel full of ears of corn is attached as payment ]

MODS ill be out tomorrow so i wanted to yeet my sunday letters in first

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Maya
Message Content: You did well, Maya. I'm proud of you. We can't say much about what happened. I'm sorry that you had to wake up without me there and that you had to examine my body, especially with how terrible it looked. But I'm perfectly fine on this side. I made my own choices and I'm satisfied with how they turned out.

Oh, and also we were wrong when we talking about that message. What else... It's difficult to write when I know there's a filter. It wasn't like this back in Wiwaldi!! Ugh. Forget it, I won't try. I really only care if you're alright or not. Don't do or say anything that you know will upset me when you're around in public, okay? I want you to make a decision based on your desires, not on what you think other people need from you.

Until next time,
Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rupert
Message Content: Whoever cursed you and Maya during that trial better keep it a secret, or I'll make them regret that decision for the rest of their lives. Anyway, hello Rupert. I'm doing well on this side. You all did well for my case, so I don't really have any complaints. I think you're the only one who would have understood my actions.

What else... I probably should send you something relevant to how this game's being played, since it's important to know. Think about our murders back at Wiwaldi. You're the only one on that side who really knows them now.

Yoru mentioned that she let you and your other teammates know of her grievances, so I won't repeat them here. Oh, I'm writing this on Sunday, by the way. Take care, Rupert. I'll be very annoyed to see you hurt, unless it's a decision you make for yourself.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Kaworu
Message Content: I hugged Anders and said it was from you. He was very shy and embarrassed about it. He's as well as he can be, and he's worried about you. I'm fine too, and while I'm not as worried, I would prefer that you don't feel alone. Pet Lady for me! I miss her. The food is much worse here and the clothes aren't up to par at all, but I've dealt with worse. Don't concern yourself with spending points for me though, just use them for yourself or Anders or Wisadel. Take care, Kaworu.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rin
Message Content: We're all here and we're fine. Though I know telling you that won't stop you from worrying. I don't have a right to tell you how to feel, so I'll only tell you this. That I think you're capable of working hard just as much as the others are, and that you're still the only person here I'd give this flower to.

-- Manwol

Object(s) Mailed: a white lily

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: I'll let the others write to you about the important things. Wiwaldi didn't have messages like these or codes to figure out and I'm very tired from this long weekend. I know you're tired too, so you should sleep a little before running around and gathering info. Chickens are only tasty when they're free-range and well-cared for.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: West
Message Content: I imagine you might know more of what went down than anyone else. I did fight to survive, but as you can see, I took a gamble and lost. I don't regret my actions, though I will miss some people.

I know you'll take care of them without me even asking. Thank you, West. Let's destroy this place together.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content: I'm hungry. The food here is really not up to par with our weekly dinners. I'll miss them, and I suppose I'll miss talking to you too.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Scaramouche
Message Content: I'm surprised that I beat you here. If you're annoyed at me, then you can let me know when you arrive. Just know that our expressions were very funny to see throughout that entire trial. There was no end to our suffering. I thought that might amuse you to know.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Todomatsu
Message Content: I met Anders. He's doing well. It feels a little poetic to have our group split in half like this. Oh, and you should write to Yoru, if you haven't already.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content: I should have thrown that paper away the moment I came to my senses, but I got distracted. It did at least give Vi a laugh though, so maybe all that suffering was worth it? Or is it rude of me to assume, since I wasn't there to deal with the aftermath?

I'm perfectly fine where I am, so you don't have to worry. The clothing options are awful and the food is terrible, but neither is much of a surprise. I haven't been here long enough to tell you anything interesting, or at least anything that I think I'll be able to tell. But maybe I'll have something in my next letter.

Look after Kaworu for me. He seems to like your team a lot, at least better than ours.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rosamund du Prix
Message Content: Don't punish yourself for your choices. I don't think anyone could have done better with what you had then, as much as we both like to think of a better ending. What matters is the one we're living now, right? I know you would say the same if our positions were switched. Keep taking care of Kaworu, and most importantly, take care of yourself.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Kate
Message Content: As always, Childe is constantly worrying about you and looking out for you. Though I think you're made of sterner stuff than he'd like to believe. We're both fine and getting along, as you might expect.

Oh, and if I find anything important then I'll pass it on with a 🌕.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: North
Message Content: I'll miss the conversation and the tea. Thank you for the company, North. I'll keep trying my best on this side too.

-- Manwol

Day: Sunday
Recipient: South
Message Content: Boo.

-- Manwol

Day: All Sunday

Recipient: North, South, East, West
Object(s) Mailed: Four name tagged little glass tumblers, except each decorated with a different style of Cricut-like vinyl: South's says "just a general life update: hungry again" and "if i'm moody, give me foody"; East's is covered in things like "it must be exhausting watching me do everything" and "40 hour work week? i remember my first part-time job"; West's has things like "you're my bestea" and "friend chips forever"; North's has "HOE" and below it "HONEST, OPTIMISTIC, EMPATHETIC"

Recipient: West
Message Content: I was told I should write to you because we would get along. I guess they wouldn't know we did get along already despite the short conversation. I hope the four of you are doing well. Tell the others hello. I have sent some things in fits of madness imposed upon us here, hopefully not moldy or inedible, but never left my name. I continued to never leave my name despite the scolding of not signing.

The machine would only make certain sticky adornments, so I hope the cups aren't too insulting. They have a utility, at least.

P.S. I think I miss both sets more and more the longer I'm here, surprisingly.
- E

Recipient: Jonas
Message Content: Are you hanging on by the hem of a garment, God? It's so much rougher being a part of the general rabble, isn't it? I almost agreed with you about divine punishment, but now I'm thinking it may be more annoying and insulting than even that.

The intent of our messages are becoming slightly less chaotic, I think. Just keep a level head. You all seem to be on the right path forward. We will attempt to guide you with achievements we learn here. If there are achievements you learn on that side, please let us know so we can enact them. As embarrassing as some may be. The best way may be to remember what has been most entertaining from the places we have been in previously. Talk about them amongst yourselves.

Why do you think I need Childe? You could have kept him. And why would you just release me to be a bus once again? Perhaps you deserve the irritation.

P.S. Are you also beginning to grow an increasing hate for the equine?
- E

Recipient: Kate
Message Content: Just sending another message to check on how you are doing. Childe and the others arrived as well as the rest have been. I'm sure they may write to you and let you know. If not, feel free to yell at them.
- E

Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content: Just writing to commend you on your beautiful dress this past week. I hope you are feeling some better. Nevermind, I am writing an addendum to this letter to say I have realized your week continues to be as bad as ever right up until Sunday.

You have my condolences. Things are not so bad here. It's a shame you are trapped on the more ridiculous side.
- E

Recipient: Astolfo
Message Content: I feel as if I am getting unnecessarily blamed for the insanity coming through.
- E

Recipient: Scaramouche
Message Content: Haha.
- E

Recipient: Rupert
Message Content: I feel as if you are giving yourself more of a hard time than the peas.
- E

Recipient: Ace
Message Content: Maybe if you all would stop killing them, that would be helpful. There is a total other team that has only been touched a single time now that Siffrin is here.
- E

Edited 2025-06-30 00:32 (UTC)

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Astolfo
Message Content: You can't just ask people to kill you. That's my thing. Seriously, don't. Talk about other games with people to get an idea of what you should do to get achievements. You can be the best at being the worst, but you can contribute, even the smallest thing. You're the only one from our first game on that side, so you're the only one who can explain what happened there. Good luck.

- Seo

Object(s) Mailed: A single lobster's worth of lobster meat with a note attached "this is not a clue"

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Tama
Message Content: I have been doing surprisingly well, all things considered. The culture here is easier to handle than the other side for me. There's really nowhere else to go than here too, so don't worry about it. If you ever need to say something, feel free to vent to me. I'm all ears.

- SR

Object(s) Mailed: a white styrofoam ball with a :) drawn on it in black (size of a small fist)

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content: Did you like your gift? Apparently, she was modeled after a ship that was named after an old Italian general. I thought it was interesting. How is your smoke break? Not too miserable, I hope, but that's all I hear from people who want to quit. Anyway, please tell the remaining members of Clover Club that I received the care package in great condition and thanks for the items in it. I used the stickers very well as well as the other items. Hope you are enjoying your personal bedroom!

- SR

Object(s) Mailed: a very expensive looking watch

Day: Sunday
Recipient: West
Message Content: I saw that you made those apple tarts after I left. :) Anyway, calm down. Eat an apple pie.

- SR

Object(s) Mailed: a delicious apple pie that has a serving size of 4

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Scaramouche
Message Content: So long and thanks for the fish!

Object(s) Mailed: 20 containers full of caviar

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content: --

Object(s) Mailed: 20 fried fish sticks of red lobster quality

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Todomatsu
Message Content: Our team is just two men and two teenage girls now, huh?

- SR

Object(s) Mailed: two bottles of sake

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Everyone on the living side
Message Content: Don't forget to sign your mail! If you don't sign them, you have no right to be angry if you don't receive a response.

On the verge of a breakdown,
Gallica

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content: The culture here is a lot more easygoing than your side and I'm frankly relieved. It feels like we stopped filming and now we're watching the rest of you do it. I don't need anything like always. If there's something, I'll let you know.

Object(s) Mailed: delicious apple pie! Serving size 2.

Edited 2025-06-29 22:39 (UTC)

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Dante
Object Mailed: "Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide to Romance", with a whole fried shrimp, peas, and baked beans smooshed in the middle between the pages. It’s dry and smells of beans, and also now there’s corn kernels in it.

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Tama
Message Content:

my bad, you didn’t sign your message the First time! but now that i know it’s you -

we’Re all fine. everybody mAde it. everybody’s all in various states of okay but the collection of people here is
well it’s a lot let’s just say that

childe Made it though and he’s finE, immediately got into trouble of courSe
uhhh gOssip
we were all kids the other day and we had a big playdate boothill was cute and anders was not
i’m working My way up to the top of a cagE match thing i’ll update yOu on how that goes
mostly we just watch you guys there’s Not a lot to do herE but
maybe we’ll be changing that i can’t stand sitting still

talk to you again soon
- vi

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:

Hope you liked the stupid insane messages.

I’m fucking losing my mind over here with restless yeah. And we see your trials, but it’s fine, the messy results thing worked out. I wouldn’t worry about it too much. Sometimes you gotta fuck up so things happen. I know that’s not what the living want to hear and trust me if I was there I’d be upset but like I told Childe, they want a show.

Hahaha thanks for telling me about Strohl though
I’m glad you’re getting along with him even if he’s being annoying about me
Maybe he can be my stand in
Wish I’d gotten more time with you. I miss you

Enjoy being on the best team - but don’t let them get rid of the wahoo name forever, okay? it’s important. to me, to be clear.
- vi

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rupert
Message Content:

Hey bud
I’m sorry about what you went through this last week
I’m pretty sure whatever it was had to do with me and I don’t even know what to say about it but
Strohl told me not to freak out so I’m not freaking out, I’m just... saying sorry

We’re okay over here. I miss you guys more than I can say and I wish every time I was around to rally you guys. Everybody arrived safe today (Sunday).
There’s nothing really new to report on our side I promise I’d tell you if there was
Stick with Strohl and Hulkenberg they’ll take care of you.
- vi

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content:

Sorry this is so fucking stupid having to wait to Reply to your letters all at once but it should be fine now? I think it should bE fine. Send me back something when you get this and I’ll see if I can rePly like a normal person, for fuck’s sakE.

We’ve been watching The insanity trust me. Whatever stupid shit we’ve been sending is mostly unimportant so don’t worry about it, just start fresh. We should be able to talk to you guys more regularly now. I’ll try to think of something else for the prank war but honestly? You guys have more access to stuff than we do. I don’t know, put a cow in someone’s dorm or something.

Childe’s fine, he’s as annoying as always. You guys will probably get mail from him because he’s so mad about you all thinking he just laid down and died, haha. I’m glad you didn’t team wipe (mostly, I know that’s insane to say because I don’t want you to die but I miss you) and it looks like you’re with Alex and Jacopo? Worked out. Tell me how he's doing by the way, that bitch doesn't answer my mail.

Strohl told me about what you guys got. Tell me how that goes. But also... what stuff are you getting stuck on? Maybe I can help?

You stay safe too. and don’t let wahoo fail, okay? keep that energy. and don’t let the cats steal my fucking poro he’s mine he’s not a meowsandry he’s a wahoo
- vi

Object(s) Mailed: a box of live lobsters liberated from red lobster

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:

Hey hey. No, I wasn’t there Thursday. I’m okay though. What happened? We saw you come out and we were all stressed out. Me and Boots are both okay, promise. What do you mean you screwed up?

Sorry catching up from the mail that you’ve sent all week that I couldn’t reply to - me and Bora are friends, sure. Or at least I like to think we are. They’re a good person and they remind me a little of someone I used to know, so we have a lot to talk about.

Tell me how you and Rin are doing. I know it was a rough weekend for you guys and I’m sorry, I wish I could be there.
We're watching and we're trying to figure out how to help
I don't know what else to say other than I'm here and I miss you.
try and get some rest, okay?
- vi

Object mailed: dolphin bracelet (tagged: from vi)

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content:

You can talk to me, you know.
- vi

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rin
Message Content:

Hey kiddo
First: your letter from before. I don’t know who sent you that stuff but. We all care about you over here, so I hope when we send you all stuff you get a kick out of it
There’s not a lot going on over here other than we just greet the new dead and watch you guys - there was a bunch of us that turned into kids last week, that was kind of funny. we all had a playdate and rocco had to rescue us.

As for today:
I don’t know what to tell you really other than I’m sorry
I wish I was there to hug you and Haru, because I think you need it
I’m glad you didn’t end up over here, I was afraid you might
If you two do ever end up here I’ll be right there waiting though okay?
Take it easy and do something fun and relaxing
- vi

Object mailed: a bracelet (tagged: from vi)

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Ace
Message Content:

Thanks for the update, I’m going to kick his ass the next time I see him.
Hope you’re doing okay too. I wish I was there.

I miss talking to you too, and sure it’s sappy but I do. Thanks for looking out for Strohl, he’s an idiot and he needs it. I was wondering about what you guys might have gotten - if you get documents and stuff, send them over? We’re looking for things to work on. Otherwise, let me know what ended up happening with
The eyeball sure okay

Also if you motherfuckers don’t stop thinking Essek and Boothill are the only people sending you stupid shit I’m going to glitterbomb you so bad you die. I’m also here, man. Give me some credit.
- vi

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Kate
Message Content:

They sound fun, both of them. Did you guys have teams? Boothill told me a little about your game but we got distracted by this stupid memory sharing thing. Tell me all about whatever you want. I like hearing from you.

Nothing is really happening right this second, but I promise we’ll let you know when we can. Things should be getting better, and we’re going to talk about what we can do from this side. For right now, talk to the others when you all get these messages.

You’re welcome for the bow. It made me think of you.
Childe got here safe by the way - he told me about the ice thing which I think you should absolutely do. I’ll help.
I hope you have people looking out for you over there still. Bunch of us worry about you a lot - you should’ve seen everybody when they thought you got exploded into dust and eaten by a roomba.
- vi

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content:
Sorry this is so fucking stupid having to wait to Reply to your letters all at once but it should be fine now? I think it should bE fine. Send me back something when you get this and I’ll see if I can rePly like a normal person, for fuck’s sake.

I know you miss mE, people keep sending me messages to tell me how much you do, so That makes me feel less. I don’t know. Less invisible. I’m not promising anything. This place isn’t awful but I’m clawing the fucking walls. I think I might have an idea on how to help so I’m going to try it today, we’ll see.

Don't worry so much about the failure. You're going to have to fuck up sometimes if we want to get out of here. I know it's not what's right but it's what's necessary, so if shit goes wrong or you miss out catching someone, it isn't bad. We're fine over here. It isn't so bad to be dead, you know we're here. And I know it's not what you want to hear but there's no good way to end this. We're going to have to get our hands dirty.

I don't know exactly what happened to you guys the other day but I know it was based on my shit. I could see the keychains. I don't want to talk about it over letters because it's just a bunch of shit I can't really get at without... talking. So. When we see each other again. I'm not blaming myself for it. It's fine. Tell Jacopo to message me, if you can.

I don't even know if I'm going to get what I want. Our game didn't have all the stuff like the others, someone told me their game had like interdimensional travel but if we're just playing for our game end, what's that mean for us? That I just go back?
I saw a bunch of my memories this week. I don't know what to do.

Keep sending pictures, I like those. What's that image - the bird thing with my name? As far as food goes I don’t know, I’ll eat literally anything. Tell me what you found after you investigate.
- vi

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Hulkenberg
Message Content:

Do you care if I call you Eiselin? I don’t know if anybody does

I don’t have a lot to say that I haven’t said to the others but I think we should be able to talk to you better. We’re a little less babysat over here.
I'm okay. I'll be fine. I've had to say this a lot in letters today.
Just checking in. Sorry about whatever my memories did to Strohl
- vi

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content:

Hey, actually. When you're possessed to do a kill, do you get anything from the duty free place? Or does that not count?
- vi

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rupert
Message Content: It really scared me when I saw you injured, you know. But it's a relief, too, to know that there are people who are looking out for you over there. I probably don't need to keep harping on about this because I know it's not like you're getting hurt on purpose, but... I do hope you'll be careful.

If I'm being honest, I'm not so good at writing letters like this. I'm not really sure what to say to you, other than that I hope you stay safe and that we don't see each other before this all ends well.

I know after everything you've been through, you're very tough. And I know that it's not so easy to just allow yourself to rest when so much is going on. But please don't push yourself too hard while you're recovering from your injuries. Use that defibrilliator thing more if you have to!

Please take care. ...sorry, I know I shouldn't tell you what to do! ⭐🦊
Object(s) Mailed: a bag of gummy candies

Day: Sunday
Recipient: Setz
Message Content: I was really surprised to see a familiar face after such a long time! Or, well... to see your face at all, though I suppose it's commonplace for the "hosts" of these things to reveal themselves at some point. I do hope it doesn't put you or the others in danger, although if the horse really did take all of them out, I suppose that's one worry put to rest even as another goes galloping about.

We're working on figuring things out on this side of things. No way to simply walk out of here as of yet, but we'll keep trying! There are some of us who I don't think are meant to be here, because the way we ended up here differs from the others, and I'm really not sure how that fits into things or if it's safe to be talking about at all, though maybe it is if whomever you were hiding your faces from is no longer watching.

For what it's worth, we haven't seen those five over here. If we do see some sign of them, we'll let you know.

Take care of yourself! Seriously, I mean it.
Object(s) Mailed: a small bottle of chocolate milk

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