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graveyard
GRAVEYARD
Notice of an itinerary change—
Well, shucks! You died. This might be a familiar experience for you, maybe not. Either way, you're probably feeling distinctly less dead now, with any injuries you previously obtained now healed. Grogginess still clouds your mind, but in a way that's reminiscent of waking up rather than anything nefarious.
... Not too unlike when you first arrived here, actually. Namely, because you wake up in what looks to be an airport terminal. Again! It's not quite the same as the one you were in before, but you're not free of airports yet, it seems. To be specific, you're in the baggage claim area, in the most literal sense: lying in an open suitcase on the carousel, going round and around (or, if you were unlucky, you might've tumbled out of the suitcase as it slid down onto the conveyor belt). You might want to hop off at some point.
If you're worried about your belongings, you can find them either on your person or in another suitcase chugging along on the belt. Once you retrieve everything, there's a new area to explore. Plus, reunions to be had with those who died before you, or with the four Hosts you haven't seen since the first week. And should you be worried about the living side, there are various screens around the terminal, allowing you to still watch what's going on over there.
► GRAVEYARD RUNDOWN
- You are able to see the living (and their public network posts).
- Weekly effects are still active.
- Any personal items you didn't give away before your death are with you in the graveyard.
- You can still use your curse items on the living, with the usual caveats of avoiding OOC inconvenience (e.g. no effects that would last into Thursday night).
- The graveyard has its own set of NPCs (Maestro, Bora, Libeccio, Scirocco). You are no longer able to contact the living side's NPCs via audiences, but you can talk to the other four once again.
- If you get injured and would like to be healed (within reason), the graveyard NPCs can heal to varying degrees, so feel free to handwave tapping them until you got one who could help you.
- You may handwave the NPCs explaining the basics to you: you're alive again, but you're unable to regroup with the "living" side due to lacking a mode of transportation to the airport terminal where they are, and a barrier is blocking people from leaving the old-fashioned way. Trying to book a ride is a work in progress for the entire graveyard.
QUICKLINKS
WEEK 1
OUTGOING MAIL
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Recipient: Alex
Message Content: Hey. I made it to this side okay. Not much to report except it's the same as it is over there for now. Just a big terminal with a ton of shops.
I don't think you'd want what I was carving for you by now after what I did. I'll try to think of something else to send ya.
Take care of yourself.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Anders
Message Content: Hey. I got to the other side okay. Not much to report on how things are here. Just another airport terminal with lots of shops.
Thanks for all you and Justice did. I'm sorry, for what that's worth. Funny how you asked me that question in the first week and the same thing happened twice anyway. Funny and sad.
Take care of yourself and the team. And lighten up, will ya? Everyone gave you a hard time when you said that. Maybe think on why for a sec'.
By the way, when did y'all start wearing earrings?
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Artemy
Message Content: Hey. Letting you know I made it on this side all right. Not much to report. I'll send ya anything I figure out, or maybe just send it to a few and tell them to spread the word.
Didn't get to tell you this, but I hope someday we'll share more drink. Hope things stay as fine as they can over there, especially after the hell you been through.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Astolfo
Message Content: Hey there, Dance Partner. Take care of yourself. I'm all fine over here. Hope you kept your spirits up.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Childe
Message Content: Hey there. I got on the other side okay. I almost thought it'd be you cutting me up out there on the runway. I bet you'd jump at the chance to take out anyone with as much brass as you.
I'd say take care, but you like getting into trouble, don't you? Then stay safe for Kate's sake. And keep the little purple guy in check. Looks like you two come in a set.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Dante
Message Content: Hey. Stop fudging punching at everything with a face on it. Maybe just get a few sparring matches in with other people to calm the heck down. You've got some fighters over there. You save that aggression for the competition or for beating the snot out of the auditors.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: Just letting you know I'm fine over here.
Thinking back on it, it was nice of you to try getting me out of that cell, but it was awful stupid too. You're in school, aren't you? You've got brains? Don't go letting guys who just killed someone outta jail just 'cause they told you to. Don't matter who they are. You do it again and you're gonna get a lashing from me in one of these messages and I'll get the others in on it too. You're smarter than that.
Anyway, take care of yourself, kid. You want a pool that badly? Go win it for the team.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content: I don't know how much the others told you about wherever the dead go, but just letting you know I'm fine over here and so is Essek. Guess all I can really do is wish you well. Wish you'd remember more so it feels less bad leaving a normal guy like you over on that side. Take care, y'hear?
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Jang Manwol
Message Content: Just letting you know I got over here okay and Essek's fine too. Feels like I just got started getting to know you, and I got questions. Write back, will ya? It's gonna be boring as fudge over here, and I know you've got stories.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content: Hey Barkeep. I'm fine over here. You know, when we were fighting over our room renovations, I wanted one of them private bars, and I was gonna tell them we should recruit you on our team to make drinks? Didn't get to tell you that before everything went forkin' sideways. Here's hoping I get to try that drink you owe me someday. You owe me a wrestling match too. Good luck with the competition, even if my team is gonna whoop your team's behind.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Kate
Message Content: Thanks for wanting to believe in me. I swear I didn't remember a thing till the votes were in. I wish you didn't have to see all of that.
You were running the whole show at the investigation, Kate. You're a smart girl. We're gonna do everything we can to help from this side, so you just us know what you need and we'll try to get it for you. I just got here so I still need to investigate.
Just know things are fine. It's almost the same thing here as it is over there: one big terminal, lots of shops. Nothing's trying to kill us yet.
We're keeping an eye on everyone, so tell them to behave, yeah?
I'm sorry again, Kate. Take care.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Kazuki
Message Content: Hey there. I got here okay. Wish you didn't have to see me the way you did.
Don't know if you saw it on the runway, but that there is part of why playing guitar means a lot to me. I already played before I had her, and I can play a mean harmonica too. I'll let you hear it someday if you play some for me too.
Send over any other funny shots you take, huh? You take care now.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content: Just letting you know I made it over here fine. Take good care of Strohl Jr. and all of your other friends too. Looks like you've made yourself a little crew, but don't forget about our team, yeah? You're a good man. Learn how to get outta those headlocks. Violet looks like a tough one.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Maya
Message Content: Hey. I got over here okay. I ain't mad at you at all, and I'm sorry you had to see what you did. I really didn't remember a thing till after the voting. I hope you ain't mad at me too. Thanks for calling me a good man anyway. Take care.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Portgas D. Ace
Message Content: Hey there, First Mate. Everything's all fine over here. You take care of everyone. I'll do what I can over here too and let y'all know if I learn something. I got help. I'd say good luck, but you don't need it, do ya? You don't keep our team in first and you're gonna hear it from me later.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Rin Matsuoka
Message Content: Hey. I made it okay over here. I'm sorry I scared ya to death in that cell. I didn't get to know you, but some of you are too dang young and too dang flimsy to even be here, so of course I'm gonna worry. Watch out for yourself, okay? I'll help y'all from this side if I can.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Rosamund du Prix
Message Content: Hi there, Princess Rosie. I made it over to the other side okay. Essek's here too. Things are the same here as they are over there, pretty much. Just can't get back to where you all are.
I don't know what you did, but the fact that you smiled at me even when I was off my rocker in that cell helped me come to my senses more than anyone else, even if it was just for a second. Thanks for that. I don't know how ya do it after these games tear people up from the inside.
I owe you some stories. You send me some too, got it?
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Roxana
Message Content: I ain't gonna waste your time. Just know things I made it over here and things are pretty much the same as they are over there for now. I'll let you all know if I find out things on this side.
You're one mysterious woman. For what it's worth, I am sorry about going off on you with these fake memories. You saw through it all anyway, but I am. Take care.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Rupert
Message Content: Hey there, Princey. Everything's fine on this side, if you ever end up here. Same as it is over there, pretty much, at least for now. Take care of the team. You got good sense. Better than the rest of us.
I hope you can get home to your mister soon.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Ryo Asuka
Message Content: I'm watching you from over here. Don't fork this up for everyone else. Put your forking gun away or give it to someone who ain't gonna shoot people willy nilly over dumb dadgum nonsense.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Scaramouche
Message Content: (drawing on the notes app of a stick figure cowboy sticking his tongue out and flipping him off)
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Seodore
Message Content: Hey. Letting you know I made it here okay and everything's the same here as it is over there for now. See if you can figure out that hangman puzzle, hear me? It's still driving me nuts. North said we probably don't have all we need to answer it yet, so keep trying and let me know what you figure out.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Shen Qingqiu
Message Content: Hey. I told you the crying room was dangerous.
Bad joke. Anyway, I made it to the other side okay and things are all right. Dying don't get any easier, but at least you don't end up in some version of hell on the other side. Just letting you know. Take care.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Siffrin
Message Content: Hey, Sif. I'm over on the other side okay. Hope you're doing all right after all that's happened and what you had to see. You seem like the sensitive type. Could be wrong, though. Let me know, will ya?
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Tama
Message Content: Hey, Miss Tama. I got on the other side okay. Take care of yourself and the others until this thing is over. I'll give y'all I can from over here while I'm waiting for stuff to do. Write me, will ya?
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Todomatsu
Message Content: What's one more time, huh?
Bad joke. Anyway, hey there. I made it to the other side okay, and Essek is here too (if you care). It ain't like the other side at Scawwy at all. It's just another airport terminal with shops and stuff. Dying don't get easier, but at least you're still good after it happens. That's a little comforting, right? Maybe?
Take care, Totty.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Violet
Message Content: Hey there. Made it to the other side okay along with Essek. It's the same over here as it is over there, so just know there ain't nothing to worry about. You're a tough lady so you don't need any worrying over either, but I hope you take care of yourself. We should've shared a few more drinks and had another tussle. Hang in there.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Wisadel
Message Content: Hey there, Weesh. I made it to the other side okay. Things are pretty much the same here as it is over there. Think you'd say it's boring as fudge unless ya like arcade games. (Maybe you'd like shooters?) Anyhow, you don't need me saying to take care or good luck or anything. You keep going off, Firecracker. Keep me updated on things.
Day: Week 0, Sunday
Recipient: Yoru
Message Content: Hey. Just so you know, I made it over to this side and things are fine here.
You ain't like I remember, Devil, but I'm counting on you like I am the rest of them. Don't give the team a hard time, all right? Or you're gonna hear it from me.
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Recipient: Kate
Message Content: Not to worry, I am fine. Press on. - E
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Anders
Message Content: You had quite the trump card and put on quite the show. I'm not sure if you were mad on my behalf, or simply felt inclined by the powers which be - in any case, thank you regardless. You didn't have to lose an arm for it. - E
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Childe
Message Content: There is always room to get stronger, I guess. - E
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Recipient: Ryo Asuka
Message Content: Apology Script
I'm alone in the house, its 1am and i just wanted to say
Sorry to all my fans that I've disappointed but most importantly my sponsors - I'll do better next time
CRY HERE FOR SYMPATHY
This isn't scripted this is from the heart
Please take the evacuation seriously, it was a mistake
I shouldn't have joked about it - love you all
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Recipient: violet (vi)
Message Content:
Hi, please read !!!
Do not Cry, OK!!!
God saw that you are suffering for something and He says enough. A blessing is coming to you. If you believe in God, repost it. Please do not ignore, you've been tested. God will fix two things tonight in your favor. Tommorrow is going to be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain Send to 20 friends
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Recipient: Ace
Message Content: Hi, my name is Karina-Jo and I'm a Recruiter. We are currently looking for a part-time assistant to join our team. The online work hours are flexible and you can work remotely. This job only takes 1 hour per day to complete, can be done at any time and place, and the daily salary ranges from $100 to $300. You will be paid immediately at the end of each workday. All you need is a smartphone or computer to start working. You can even work on weekends or any free time. If you are interested, please contact me via WhatsAppe: +XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Note: You must be 22 years old or above
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Recipient: Hulkenberg
Message Content: Hello.
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you 1250 blockchain investment with Binance company. We confirm
the authenticity of these blockchains and have independently
verified the authenticity and found the Totten trust to be valid.
Our office would like to offer you legal advice and provide legal
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total Blockchains.
Please get back to me to start the authorization process.
You are always welcome to ask us any questions and please send your replies to <
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Recipient: everyone on the living side (please don't make me c/p this 40 times)
Message Content:
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Recipient: the alives
Message Content:
Toll Violation Notice:
This is your final notice regarding the unpaid toll balance on your account. You must settle the balance within the next 12 hours to avoid severe penalties.
Unpaid Balance: $3.99
Due Date: June 28, 2025
Failure to pay within this time frame will result in the following:
1.Immediate addition of late payment fees to your balance
2.Suspension of your vehicle registration by the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV)
3.Collection actions, including a negative report to your credit file
Please make your payment promptly to avoid these severe consequences and protect your driving privileges.
Pay Now:
https://metro.com-edg.win/pay
If the link fails, reply with 'Y', exit the SMS, and reopen it to activate the link, or copy and paste it directly into your browser to complete your payment.
This is your last opportunity. Pay now to avoid irreversible consequences.
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Recipient: strohl
Message Content:
How Gay Are You?
Finally, an answer to the question that's been puzzling you all this time.
If sexuality is a spectrum, which color on the rainbow are you? To put it more succinctly: are you gay? If so, how gay are you, precisely? This quiz is designed to tell you just that!
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Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
You look down at your phone, which dings with a notification. You see the symbol appear on your phone. One new missed message. Better not be spam again, you think. I'm so sick of getting unhinged messages. But then you see the number start to tick up, with a corresponding ding each time. One message. No, two. No, three. Five messages? Wow. Even you're not used to getting this many messages. You're the new kid at school, so you aren't exactly popular.
Whoa! you exclaim, as you wipe the sweat on your brow. There's a rumor going around your school that there are cursed text messages being sent to students. There was even a rumor that last year, a kid died from reading one. Yeah, right you think to yourself, rolling your eyes. Like you'll believe that. Sounds like the kind of prank your friend Yoru would try to play on you.
But you open the first message on your phone, and you see something strange. A spooky monster appears on your phone. A chill runs down your spine as you take in how spooky and scary it is. Yikes! You leap into the air, terrified, even though part of you thinks it's possible this is just yet another prank...
If you decide to install anti-virus software, turn to PAGE 7.
If you break your phone in half, turn to PAGE 15.
To land safely, turn to PAGE 4.
Day: Week 1, Tuesday
Recipient: Yoru
Message Content:
You land safely on the ground. Phew! You look back at your phone. On it, you see the monster that scared you so much you nearly jumped out of your shoes, and you slap your hand against your forehead. That wasn't a monster at all. It was a preview for the newest monster movie your best friend wants to go to with you.
Geez, I have to get my imagination under control, you think to yourself, embarrassed. Maybe you shouldn't be staying up so late at night on your own. But then suddenly your phone dings again. You look at the message, and you see an even spookier monster on it, but this one is real. Ahhhh! You scream, but no one can hear you.
To run away as fast as you can, turn to PAGE 21.
No, I'm fine just where I am. It's not so bad. You stay where you are and turn to PAGE 30.
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Recipient: Alex
Message Content:
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Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
Dear Haru,
Thank you for coming to my birthday party! Did you have fun on the Death Tunnel? I keep thinking about how you said we were going to lose our swim shorts up in our cracks we went down so fast. I liked the hotdogs, but wish they would have had pizza instead. Maybe next time, your friend won't cry on the tube slide with us. I hope he's okay.
- Your Best Friend
Object(s) Mailed: A coupon for free, single-day admittance to Slippy Slide & Spinner waterpark.
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Anders
Message Content: this meme
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content:
Hey, you naughty voyeurs 👀👂🏻 out there in the group chat! It's time to TUNE IN 📺🎧 and TURN ON 😈💦 to the hottest show in town—watching and listening to some steamy action! 🥵🔥 Get ready to EAVESDROP 👂🏻👂🏻 on those bedroom whispers and PEEK 👀👀 through the keyhole for a full-on SIGHT-SEEING 🍆👅 tour! Whether you're spying on your crush getting it on 😏💋 or just catching those sexy moans through the wall, it’s all about that AUDIO-VISUAL ASS-ET appreciation! 🎥🎙️💦 Send this to 10 of your kinkiest peeping pals 👯♀️👯♂️ in the next 10 seconds ⏰ or you’ll miss out on the next live stream of pure, unadulterated PLEASURE! 😜🍑 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re a certified CREEPER with a front-row seat to the action 🎬🍿; if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you’re the ultimate PERVY PRODUCER ready to direct the next XXX scene! 🎬🔞💦💦
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Childe
Message Content:
They've helped thousands, they'll help you, too!
One lump sum of cash they will pay to you.
If you get long-term payments, but you need cash now,
call J.G. Wentworth: 877-CASH-NOW!
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Rupert
Message Content:
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old;
Some like it hot, some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot, nine days old.
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Violet
Message Content:
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
Fingerguns.
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Astolfo
Message Content: ghost hugs
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content: a normie
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Scaramouche
Message Content:
Dear Scaramouche,
Thank you for coming with Haru to my birthday party! It was funny when we went down the mat slide and you ended up in the other lane. You wiped out and sunk to the bottom, and we had to pull you up by a handful of your hair. I won't ever forget it. You said you would never go back again, but I hope you change your mind next year!
- Your Best Friend
Object(s) Mailed: A coupon for free, single-day admittance to Slippy Slide & Spinner waterpark.
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Recipient: Yoru
Message Content:
tama if you read this im free on Tuesday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Tuesday night when I’m free.
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Recipient: all the alives again
Message Content:
Subject: Sincere Apologies Letter for [Specify the Mistake]
Dear [Recipient's Name],
I am writing to extend my sincerest apologies for [specifically describe the mistake]. I deeply regret that my actions have caused [describe the impact or consequence of the mistake], and I take full responsibility for the oversight.
This happened because [briefly explain the reason or circumstances, if appropriate], but I understand that this does not excuse the mistake. I value [describe the relationship, e.g., your trust, our collaboration, your business], and I am committed to making things right. To make amends, [describe any corrective actions you've taken or plan to take].
Once again, I apologize for [specific issue]. Thank you for your understanding and patience as I work to make this right. If there's anything further I can do to address this matter or if you wish to discuss it further, please feel free to contact me at [your contact information].
Sincerely,
[Your Full Name]
Object(s) Mailed: In-store Grocery Coupon
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Recipient: Todomatsu
Message Content: N/A because totty just getting a cheesecake with no context sounds funny to me
Object(s) Mailed: Uncle Tetsu Cherry Blossom Cheesecake
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Recipient: Rupert
Message Content: a meme
Object(s) Mailed: a handful of loose peas
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Recipient: rin
Message Content: Me(24f) and my boyfwiend (26) have been dating fow awound ~9 months.
I’ve been widing OwO howses since awound fouw yeaws owd w-w-when I stawted taking wessons. When I was ten I stawted hewping out this giww at the *boops your nose* stabwe with hew howse Wady. At 12 she towd hew she had to seww due to time/intewest and asked if me and my pawents w-wanted to buy Wady. Wuckiwy fow me, my pawents wewe abwe to buy hew and she’s been minye e-evew since. ÚwÚ She’s my bestest fwiend and I wuv hew a wot.
When I stawted to date my bf I was vewy honyest with the *boops your nose* fact that my howse takes x3 a wot of time and he was finye with this. When singwe I c-couwd spend wike thwee to fouw houws a day in the *boops your nose* stabwe but as w-w-we stawted dating I cut this d-d-down. To about thwee houws evewy othew day as this is roughly how wong it takes x3 fow me to do all the *boops your nose* cweaning/pwepawing food/widing. Also most of my fwiends awe at the *boops your nose* stabwe which obviouswy means this is awso sociaw fow me. T-The othew days I w-wouwd nyot wide >w< and try to spend wess *screeches* time tawking which w-wouwd make it about an houw. *looks at you* Aftew about six months he towd me I spent too *twerks* much time at the *boops your nose* stabwe and I shouwd pwiowitise my relationship mowe and somehow his f-famiwy got invowved and saying it was stwange to prioritize the *boops your nose* w-way I did. I wasn’t comfortable with this but I am a bit of a pushuvr so I agweed.
At fiwst this meant c-c-cutting d-d-down time at the *boops your nose* stabwe but it has evowved into c-c-cutting d-d-down widing OwO d-days. Nyow I wide >w< about t-t-two days a week and the *boops your nose* west OwO I-I-I’m simpwy there to do the *boops your nose* basics. aww >w< of this as quickwy as I can because othewwise I knyow h-he’ww be annyoyed and pissed of fow days and give me the *boops your nose* s-siwent tweatment. I knyow my howse isn’t *starts twerking* weawwy x3 suffewing fwom nyot b-being widden as often as befowe but I stiww feel vewy guiwty that I-I-I’m awways wushing awound her.
Then wast nyight he towd me it was time to seww Wady. I waughed at him and asked if he was sewious. He was. I towd him nyo and he said I nyeeded to stawt pwiowitizing this relationship mowe and I said I’ve donye n-nyothing but prioritize this wewationship. We awgued about it and he appawentwy thinks I can just put hew d-d-down as she’s owd anyways. I was fuwious at this and towd him that was absowutewy nyot happenying and I w-wouwd nyevew seww hew. He said that any OwO weasonyabwe pewson w-wouwd seww ow *whispers to self* put d-d-down theiw howse in favow of theiw boyfwiend and the *boops your nose* onwy weason I wouwdn’t is because I onwy hang out with othew insanye howse peopwe.
So I come to you, weasonyabwe peopwe of AWWSTAWZ, A-A-AITA?!?!
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Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
Hey girlie!! 💁♀️ 😍😍 🐬
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Day: Week 1, Thursday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content:
Hey girlie!! 💁♀️ 😍😍
It's always sweet 🍩 🍩 to hear from you 👂 💞
If I could ask you any favor, it would be for five minutes of your time ⏰
So I can share with you a life-changing opportunity 📈 🚀
See, these days I've been so busy 🏃♀️➡️ making 💵 💵 and spending it on myself 👜 💍 💅
No I don't work 👩💻 📉 at an office 🏢 👔
I have no long commute 🚦 🚗 🚧 and no boss 👨🏻💼 🤬 setting my schedule ⌚️
Instead, every day I learn from a community of kick🙊 girlbosses 👸 💅
how to run my own business 📈 💻 from home 🏡 💕 or anywhere I want ✈️ 🏝️
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Day: Week 1, Thursday
Recipient: Kate
Message Content:
Hey girlie!! 💁♀️ 😍😍 So happy to hear from you 👂💞
It's easy to feel lonely 😩 in such a fast-paced 🚗 ✈️ world 🌎
That's why I'm so grateful ☺️ 🙏 for my amazing 🤩 sisterhood 👯♀️
They're a group of kick🙊 girlbosses 👸 💅 sharing life's ups ⬆️ 👏 and downs ⬇️ 😞
while we make money 💵 💵 🤑 📈 working from home 🏡 💕 or anywhere we want ✈️ 🏝️
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Recipient: South
Message Content: N/A
Object(s) Mailed: A baseball bat, baseball, and glove stolen from from Sports Zone.
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Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content:
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Recipient: North, West, East, South
Object(s) Mailed: A large shrimp entree from Shrimp! Heaven! Now!
Day: W1, Sunday
Recipient: Childe
Message Content: I wrote to a few others, so don't get too full of yourself. Communications may have become cross; ignore the buffoonery for the most part. Heard you may have had some struggle on the mountain. It was amusing to imagine. Are you getting stronger even for a dead man? - E
Day: W1, Sunday
Recipient: Kate
Message Content: I hope you are doing alright. You did a good job with what you had. Boothill and I are cheering for you and Todomatsu. Anders and Violet arrived mad, of course, but okay. - E
Day: W1, Sunday
Recipient: Todomatsu
Message Content: What a curse we have, to always be separated when attempting to form some speaking terms. I hope you are having a somewhat better time here than chasing underwear. You two look out for one another, please. - E
Day: W1, Sunday
Recipient: Scaramouche
Message Content: Have you made any friends yet? - E
Day: W1, Sunday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content: Hope you are doing alright on that side. Nothing to report (yet). I wanted to check in instead. We are okay here. Anders and Violet have arrived. Tell Alex and Kazuki I said hello. Do you ever wonder if this is punishment for our mistakes? - E
Day: W1, Sunday
Recipient: Haruka
Message Content: I believe it was accidental. Just ignore it. I am "blocked" already, aren't I? Frumpkin enjoyed the snacks. Tell Rin hello. - E
Day: W1, Sunday
Recipient: Rupert
Message Content: Everyone has been annoyingly kind. Boothill kept the sticker. Thank you, but don't tell anyone I said that. I wouldn't worry too much about the hooligan writing. Things are lost in translation? It's difficult to explain. Shouldn't you always be careful in a place like this? - E
Day: W1, Sunday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content: I'm sure everyone else will offer you all the kind words and sympathies. Some people - sorry, my friends taught me that your life does not end after a bad deed. There is still a chance to leave things better than you found them. You would be surprised how many people have dirty hands. Anyhow, I wanted to thank you for the things you sent, even if some of it earned me playful ridicule. - E
Day: W1, Sunday
Recipient: Astolfo
Message Content: Sorry about the ghosts. - E
Day: W1, Sunday
Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content: Have you had an aneurysm yet? - E
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Recipient: Kaworu
Message Content:
Please know that I am so proud of you - no matter what decisions you make in the end for yourself. You are brave, resilient, intelligent and kind at heart. I am always impressed by the person you are becoming.
I’m sorry that I could not see you through in person to the end, but please know I am not as far away as it can feel - and I can see you when you are in public. Send messages back and I will get them. I know it is difficult right now, but you are surrounded by good people. Look after them like they will look after you. I will do my best on my end.
I’m leaving Lady to you for the duration, because I think you will need her more than I. Please take care of her. Remember that her meal times are at 8am, 5pm and a small snack before you both go to bed. In the morning please measure a handful of steak or otherwise UNSEASONED meat for her - do not feed her raw as it will upset her stomach though she prefers it rare. You can ask Strohl to prepare this for her. In the evening she may have her treats, but don’t feed her more than few or she will gain weight and we are trying to make sure she does not gain weight. Her toys are in my bedroom or in the pet area in Meowsandry, please wave the wand around for her at least once a day and do not allow her to play with the elastic hairties, because she attempts to eat them. She may also spend time in the Meowsandry pet area, as it has her favorite perching spot and she will enjoy being able to use it. Clean her box at least once a day, preferably twice, and check her coat for any dirt. Can you also trim her claws? She’s due and I worry she’ll start scratching furniture. If you have any problems during the week, contact North, they will be able to help you.
- Anders
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Ace
Message Content:
Thank you for your friendship these few weeks. I will miss you a great deal. I am sorry I could not stick around to continue our talks, or to help the team more. You are one of the most interesting people I have ever met, and I enjoyed getting to know you a great deal.
We are not as far away as it seems right now, and will work to aid you in whatever way possible.
Please look out for the team and Kaworu.
- Anders
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content:
I know things must seem terrible at the moment, as you were quite close to Vi, but know she is on the side and well enough for the circumstances. I will do my best to keep an eye out for her.
You were quite impressive during trial - Justice is pleased, I’m certain. Thank you for all the interesting discussions, and I hope we are able to speak again soon. I feel there is a great deal left to know. We are not as far away as it seems right now, and will work to aid you in whatever way possible.
Look out for the team and each other.
- Anders
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content:
You might be surprised, but I know what you are feeling right now. Maybe I’m making an assumption, that you were possessed, but even if you were not then I have been in your shoes. I have taken lives when I was out of my mind, and unable to control my own body, my own actions.
Others will have all kinds of advice. Forgiving yourself or otherwise. I don’t know that much of it matters at all. The only thing to do now is move forward - you will have to find a path and make it yours. Make the fact you have your life and your mind returned to you matter. You are good-hearted, and strong-willed. Do not let this place get the best of you, or let the Auditors destroy what you know of yourself.
You are on Kaworu’s team, so I need you to look out for him.
- Anders
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:
For all that has happened between and around us, I still enjoyed our talks. Getting to know you was interesting. I think in a few ways you may or may not like, we are similar. I don’t know how to feel about that, or whether you would hate that or not either.
If you use my or Vi’s death as reason to confirm the inevitability of your pessimistic world view, I will be incredibly mad at you and I will send you the most annoying letters. You can ask Jonas, I am incredibly good at that. The fight is not over, and I think you can still be proven wrong.
- Anders
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content:
If you blame yourself for this in any way, I am going to hit you. The fault lies with the Auditors, and with those who would trade my life like a chip.
But for now, I am not all that far away, and will certainly not be giving the Auditors any satisfaction from allowing me to stay in their grasp. I will make them regret it.
Look out for Alex and the others, I trust you - you have a good and kind heart, make it a resilient one as well.
- Anders
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rupert
Message Content:
Thank you - your message arrived through without issue. I appreciate it. You are a kind person, so I don’t think I need to tell you to look out for the others, because I know you will be anyway.
I will let you know if I find anything, but know we are all on this side and well enough for the circumstances, even if the food is a little shrimp-heavy.
- Anders
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Yoru
Message Content:
I wouldn’t say it’s any more idiotic than what normally happens in these places, I’ll make sure you tell you every detail I know in my next letter.
Lady will be staying on that side with Kaworu, maybe try giving her a pet, it is very soothing.
- Anders
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Maya
Message Content:
≽^•⩊•^≼ ≽^•⩊•^≼ ≽^•⩊•^≼
This one is good I like this one. ≽^•⩊•^≼
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