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graveyard...2
GRAVEYARD
Notice of an itinerary change—
Well, shucks! You died. This might be a familiar experience for you, maybe not. Either way, you're probably feeling distinctly less dead now, with any injuries you previously obtained now healed. Grogginess still clouds your mind, but in a way that's reminiscent of waking up rather than anything nefarious.
... Not too unlike when you first arrived here, actually. Namely, because you wake up in what looks to be an airport terminal. Again! It's not quite the same as the one you were in before, but you're not free of airports yet, it seems. To be specific, you're in the baggage claim area, in the most literal sense: lying in an open suitcase on the carousel, going round and around (or, if you were unlucky, you might've tumbled out of the suitcase as it slid down onto the conveyor belt). You might want to hop off at some point.
If you're worried about your belongings, you can find them either on your person or in another suitcase chugging along on the belt. Once you retrieve everything, there's a new area to explore. Plus, reunions to be had with those who died before you, or with the four Hosts you haven't seen since the first week. And should you be worried about the living side, there are various screens around the terminal, allowing you to still watch what's going on over there.
► GRAVEYARD RUNDOWN
- You are able to see the living (and their public network posts).
- Weekly effects are still active.
- Any personal items you didn't give away before your death are with you in the graveyard.
- You can still use your curse items on the living, with the usual caveats of avoiding OOC inconvenience (e.g. no effects that would last into Thursday night).
- The graveyard has its own set of NPCs (Maestro, Bora, Libeccio, Scirocco). You are no longer able to contact the living side's NPCs via audiences, but you can talk to the other four once again.
- If you get injured and would like to be healed (within reason), the graveyard NPCs can heal to varying degrees, so feel free to handwave tapping them until you got one who could help you.
- You may handwave the NPCs explaining the basics to you: you're alive again, but you're unable to regroup with the "living" side due to lacking a mode of transportation to the airport terminal where they are, and a barrier is blocking people from leaving the old-fashioned way. Trying to book a ride is a work in progress for the entire graveyard.
- As of Week 4, the memshare effect from Week 3 remains.
QUICKLINKS
OUTGOING MAIL
no subject
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: All the living
Message Content:
Hello, this is ███████████ with a quick poll on the upcoming vote to be held on July XX. Who do you plan on supporting?
A = Ryo Asuka
B = Eiselin Burchelli Meijal Hulkenberg
C = Rosamund Du Prix
D = Portgas D. Ace
E = Undecided
F = Not Voting
Object(s) Mailed: N/A
no subject
Recipient: Jacopo
Object(s) Mailed: 16 Shafluflus blind boxes (with one Shabubu included, should the effect be playable on the living side)
no subject
Recipient: Scaramouche
Message Content:
I knew you wouldn't have held off for no reason, just figured emphasis never hurts! Kazu sent me the pics. I know it was probably a pain in the ass, but I like them better with everyone in them, so 1: suck it up! and 2: thanks.
I've got a couple things for you to hold you over until you escape from that side, tell me if the attachments don't work.
-Wiš'adel
[IMAGE ATTACHMENTS:
1: Childe holding a worm.
2: Childe collapsing under Essek.
3: A pink-maned horse chasing Childe.
4: Yoru fighting the same horse.
5: Yoru in the middle of slipping and accidentally kissing the horse.
6: The horse and Yoru tokyo drifting into Childe, Essek, and another person (unidentifiable on account of a horse drifting into them)]
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Kate
Message Content:
Thanks for the info. If they give you anything new, pass it over! In the meantime, we're a mess as usual, but it's way less boring after the last couple weekends; good luck with whatever you might be working on over there, because I feel like you're probably going to need it.
-Wiš'adel
[IMAGE ATTACHMENT:
-A photo of a majestic pink-maned horse.]
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Kazuki
Message Content:
Thanks for the stuff. You even got Scara in there?? Damn.
Anyway, I assume he thinks you don't like him or some shit and you're probably locked in some kind of mutual "um, if he has a problem with ME then I'M not doing anything about it" thing and it's stupid for him to worry about. Not like you're out there trying to kill each other. But maybe talk to the guy anyway, if I'm right.
-Wiš'adel
Object(s) Mailed: A container of spicy popcorn
no subject
Recipient: All living
Message Content: IF STROHL JR DOESN'T WIN THAT POLL I'M CURSING ALL OF YOU
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content:
It's uh Tuesday I don't know what the date is. I don't keep track. I think I've kept my brain this time, but you should read my last letter more closely. And talk to Tama and Jonas, maybe. Anyway.
I'm listening, I'm listening. You're so embarrassing but it's fine. I'd rather have all of this to read and keep than nothing. I don't know if I can believe in getting to go back with you but I know you believe it, so. That can be enough for now.
We actually saw you all with the auditors and everything, yeah. You know we can't find a single horse anywhere over here? Except for when we get turned into them, but I'm pretty sure that's not the murder one's fault. We're working on figuring out how to get back to you guys. Achievements seem to be important so whatever you guys can do to get them, do it.
Also. My point is that if you guys are trying to save us, you're going to have to do shit you're not proud of. If you have to volunteer, I won't be mad, but it's only because I know you'd be coming right here.
??? Fish sticks?? What.
Did you really get a tattoo with
You
It looks nice
It looks good.
Here. Here's pictures, I'll talk to you later.
-vi
[img attached: a picture of yoru and boothill, where yoru is yelling something and grabbing boothill's hair as he tries to wrestle her off of him]
[img attached: a picture of boothill without a hat in sweatpants and a loose top drinking coffee and doing the crossword]
[img attached: a picture of childe holding a worm]
[img attached: a picture of essek on the ground with a dazed expression. childe is squashed under him. anders is also here, lecturing someone off screen]
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:
Okay listen I'm not responsible for
Well most of the vegetables. Mostly.
It's not that there's no wrong answers. But you're not wrong that you can make anything into a story as long as people buy the shit you're shoveling.
Strohl's got priorities I guess. Things you have when you haven't been alive for however long you've been alive, right? You used to care about shit, I'm sure.
I don't know anything more about horse murder than you but when I find out who turned me into a horse I'm going to kill them again
Anyway
If you guys find anything about the letters on the wall I've been going crazy trying to figure out what they spell. Horse emotions? Beware horse something? This is not a hint or anything I'm just like ?
-vi
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Tama
Message Content:
Yeah I think we're okay now? I mean don't except zero spam because I think some of us do it because it's funny, but hey
Did you show my last message to anybody?
Childe did get glitterbombed and he was so annoyed about it, it was funny
Anders was older than the rest of us and he was a snot
And it doesn't matter if you guys win or not I just want you all to keep the name. That's important. To me, to be clear, the contest itself is stupid, I just like being part of wahoo
I'm waving back, even though you can't see me
Also can you vote for me put in an extra vote for Strohl Jr in this poll and tell them it's from me
- vi
[image attached: a selfie of vi with a bloody nose, grinning. the picture is angled so you can see over her shoulder on the ground is a shadowy person face down on the floor.]
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Ace
Message Content:
Tell Haru thanks for us, we got it. And we saw the door and the whole thing with that. Sent us spiraling too.
He got HIGH? Really? How the fuck did you convince him of that? I saw the tattoo, it
Well it was good, it
Fuck anyway he's not crazy, the corn did in fact mean something but at this point it doesn't matter. We're all just screaming into the void anyway
- vi
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Kate
Message Content:
We didn't believe it since you didn't end up here, but Boothill nearly had a heart attack, yeah
North seems like she's got some muscle. Wish I'd gotten the chance to talk to them more. Hey, if you have the chance, would you tell the four hosts on that side that I miss talking to them? I could probably message them myself but it feels weird to do
Anyway
Be safe okay?
- vi
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Hulkenberg
Message Content:
Eiselin it is then. I don't know it just seems weird to call you and Strohl by your last names when I care about you guys as much as I do. He already signs all his letters as Leon, so. Might as well.
Nothing new to report and we don't need a whole lot over here (the food is good though, love that shit) so here's a couple of pictures instead:
[image attached: a selfie of vi with a bloody nose, grinning. the picture is angled so you can see over her shoulder on the ground is a shadowy person face down on the floor.]
[image attached: a picture of the dead, all standing like two feet away from each other and arguing.]
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
Is it actually your birthday?
I guess it doesn't matter if it is or not
Happy birthday
-vi
Object Mailed: a palm sized gold trophy (tagged from: vi)
no subject
Recipient: Kate
Message Content:
thank you for thinking of Sirius and the gift
you'd be happy to see them, he's running to everyone to show it off
and thanks for writing back
i'll cherish these
Siffrin 🗡️⭐
[IMAGE ATTACHMENT:
-A photo of Sirius in their new mini cape, clearly in the middle of a dance.]
Object(s) Mailed: Kate Shafluflu with a star pin
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
i heard it was your birthday
what's something you would wish for?
i don't know if i can grant it, but i'd like to know
either way happy birthday, sirius and i have sent you a gift
Siffrin 🗡️⭐
Object(s) Mailed: A pair of Rin and Haru Shafluflus, a very child-like drawing of Haru with a bunch of fishies all packaged together nicely
no subject
Recipient: totty
Message Content:
you were all so close and then swerved off into the stars. just know those balls were disgusting. send more presents!!
Object(s) Mailed: enough shafluflufs for all of clover club only.
Day: tues
Recipient: haru (but also the living in general)
Object(s) Mailed: A 12ft lobster expertly(?) broken into individual pieces for ease of shipping. it might be leaking blue blood. one of the head antennas has a bow attached and a happy birthday! balloon tied to it. there's also about 3 dozen biscuits.
no subject
Recipient: Astolfo
Message Content: A tour for Nueva Bork? I'm sure some people are either very curious or don't want to know any more based on what I've told them about the place already. Maybe Tama would like one. She certainly had a good laugh when I described the place to her. Thanks for working so hard. A sample of your baking would be nice.
I don't have a baby nor a shafluflu. I would like to kindly request that you don't call it that ever again!
- Seo
Object(s) Mailed: A small apple pie, serving size 1.
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Tama
Message Content: There are things happening, but I don't think they're worth mentioning. It's just a bunch of people having fun with curses over here as well. I'm sure some of us have died here before.
- SR
Object(s) Mailed: another Styrofoam ball but it looks like "tama" (eyeball ver.)
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: West
Message Content: You can blame my killer for that one~ I miss talking to you too!
- SR
Object(s) Mailed: --
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Todomatsu
Message Content: Hopefully Clover Club can make good use of the alliance. I'm sure you know what to do if the team suffers a betrayal, right? :D
In all due seriousness, I don't have any clue as to what you're referring to regarding two-word texts. I imagine it's a prank from someone on this side or just something not important at all.
- SR
Object(s) Mailed: --
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Everyone alive
Message Content: It shouldn't be bias if I said that I vote for Strohl Jr.! Actually, this is stupid... What is everyone doing?!
Crying from frustration,
Gallica
Object(s) Mailed: --
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content: I cast my vote for Lady, please. :)
- SR
Object(s) Mailed: --
no subject
Recipient: North
Message Content:
I hope you four are alright after the incident on Sunday. Please keep us posted, and thank you for keeping in contact. I think people are getting restless, but at least they have good intentions in mind, for the most part. I'm glad you enjoy your present.
Cheers, to hopefully not much longer of this. Please pass on my regards to the rest.
Scirocco.
no subject
Recipient: Astolfo
Message Content: We will let you know when there are some. Frumpkin is well. I am unwell, but not seriously. The more people come here, the messier it becomes, if you know what I mean. I'm shocked I got through this letter without scribbling insanity?
- E
Object(s) Mailed: A snapshot of Frumpkin wearing a Victorian sort of collar with a fish charm tied to the front, looking handsome.
Recipient: Scaramouche
Object(s) Mailed: A snapshot of Frumpkin wearing a Victorian sort of collar with a fish charm tied to the front, looking handsome.
Recipient: Iris
Message Content: Perhaps you will think less of me regardless considering the insanity going on here on this side. Anyway, I hope the four of you are doing alright there. Hopefully, no one sends you anything strange.
- E
Object(s) Mailed: A single ear of corn.
Recipient: Ace
Message Content: I can see that our team has either betrayed us heavily, or formed a useful alliance. (Joking.) In recompense, we have formed our own alliance. You may call us 🌞 Nyahoo 🍀. I did not assist in the naming of this exactly. They all do as they please. It's weird I have been writing this without the fits of madness? I can't tell if it's just my eyes and brain, or if it's coming out coherent.
- E
Recipient: Kate
Message Content: I am glad to hear you're doing alright. - E
Object(s) Mailed: A snapshot of Frumpkin wearing a Victorian sort of collar with a fish charm tied to the front, looking handsome.
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: Happy birthday. You are just an iota of thought in comparison to my own time alive, and yet, other drow would give me grief for being only 120.
- E
Object(s) Mailed: A blue mermaid Shafluflu. (A... kelpie? A hippocampus?)
no subject
Recipient: Ace
Message Content: Thank you Ace!!!!
Sorry for saying it was to help defeat the auditors
Although
I asked for those shirts and then they got trampled to death by a horse
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Maybe this was the plan all along? And you doubted me…
OK there wasn’t I have no freaking idea what’s up with that horse
But I’m a fan of him
I would have liked to trample them too and crush them into pieces
Too late now
I just wish them being gone meant this could all be over
But anyway thank you so much in the future I will just ask
I just felt weird asking you because you don’t really know me
so maybe I’d just be bothering you
Not that I know Haru or something, I don’t
I think people here will like having something like that or at least I hope so that’s why I wanted it
I didn’t know it was his birthday either! Thank you so much for telling me!
I can’t believe I didn’t know… what a terrible birthday!
Though my last birthday party was actually really similar in a way
But we will send him birthday presents and it won’t even be corn probably
If there’s anything I can send you back or do for you I’d be happy to also
Since you’ve been so nice to me and everything and I’d really like to be friends if that’s okay
PS I vote for Porridge
Day: Tuesday, Week 4
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Image Attached]
Objects Attached: A gallon of ice cream with a note on it that says NOT BUGS
Day: Tuesday, Week 4
Recipient: Alex
Message Content: Well, I said that but the auditors are dead so
I did know an Alex one time
I think we were friends
At least we were able to talk a lot about things I didn’t talk to many people about
Like our lives and losing people and things like that
So she was important to me
But I talked to you the first week and I could tell
You were very different
I liked talking to you still but I didn’t want to bother you and assume we could still be friends
Even though we have some things in common
I wouldn’t like it at all if someone tried to treat me like I was the same person I used to be
Just because some bad things happened to me doesn’t mean it would be better if I wasn’t me
I want to exist in the fullness of what has happened to me, not slot into a space meant for someone from a kinder and gentler story
So maybe you feel that way too, or maybe I’m just reading into things
But if you would be okay with it I would like to be friends
Day: Tuesday, Week 4
Recipient: Kazuki
Message Content: Kazuki, hi!
Thank you for writing to me!
I didn’t ask Alex to ask you or anything
But I’m happy!
I know when we met before you were really angry at us and I get it
Actually I expected most people to feel that way
I didn’t want to screw up and say something stupid even though I really
Wanted to tell you more about me so maybe you’d believe that I’d actually tried
Or not haha maybe you wouldn’t have thought that at all
You’d just think look at my host, I’m going to get executed
I don’t know
I hope you’re doing okay
no subject
Recipient: Caiman
Message Content: It's someone who was also in the hotel! ⭐🦊
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Setz
Message Content: Yes, it is. How are the four of you doing? No major repercussions since the weekend, I hope?
no subject
Recipient: Ryo
Object(s) Mailed: A package filled with 14 ballots (10 for JD, 1 for Strohl Jr., 2 for Lady, 1 for Frumpkin) There is a note attached to the package that reads: "The residents of the afterlife have cast their vote. Include these ballots in the mayoral election as is our constitutional right."
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Alex......... fingers crossed the cursed effect still applies to the living
Object(s) Mailed: A single Shabubu sealed in a cardboard box, with a note on the box that says: "For Lounge A to enjoy!"
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Astolfo
Object(s) Mailed: A single Shabubu sealed in a cardboard box, with a note on the box that says: "For Lounge B to enjoy!"
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Tama
Object(s) Mailed: A single Shabubu sealed in a cardboard box, with a note on the box that says: "For Lounge C to enjoy!"
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Haru
Object(s) Mailed: A single Shabubu sealed in a cardboard box, with a note on the box that says: "Happy birthday! A gift for you and for Lounge D to enjoy!"
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Rosamund
Object(s) Mailed: A single Shabubu sealed in a cardboard box, with a note on the box that says: "For Lounge E to enjoy!"
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Scaramouche
Message Content: Probably. If it was all for the sake of a "twist", then I think they'll find themselves wishing they had gotten stomped to death by a cartoon horse by the end of this so-called competition.
Regardless, thanks. I really do hope you get to do as you please this Thursday. I sent something to the lounges to test if it has the same effect over there as it does here, so I'd recommend avoiding those places even more than you usually do. You should have a package waiting for you in the Lost Claims, too. Unfortunately, they're not poisoned, just drugged. But anyone stupid enough to eat food that's been left out in the open deserves to deal with the side effects.
- Yoru
Object(s) Mailed: Enough weed pancakes from the Slowpoke Cafe for all the living player characters and NPCs, carefully packaged. Also, 1) a picture of Anders suffering a mental breakdown over a pink-maned horse, and 2) a picture of Childe kissing a worm.
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Ace
Message Content: If you had anything going on inside that empty skull of yours, you'd realize that's not what I meant.
How should I know what counts for bonus points? We're not even earning anything over here, besides those two achievements. The best thing the five of you can do is discuss what you've been getting up to on the weeks you earned the most bonus points and compare notes.
- Yoru
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content: It was acceptable. But it doesn't seem like you got much out of it besides the achievement. Start thinking of more ways to earn bonus points.
Regarding our math: Almost. The rules themselves are something of a mystery for us, too. Do keep me updated on what you hear.
- Yoru
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Caiman
Message Content: For a reptile, you're surprisingly thin skinned.
This place is painfully boring for the most part. If there was more to do, I would be spending less of my time writing these messages. Have you gotten rid of that ugly statuette yet? Send me something interesting the next time you reply.
- Yoru
Object(s) Mailed: A stack of weed pancakes
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content: Have you heard anything about a computer password? -Yoru
no subject
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:
Who's Christ? I don't think I know them.
Nothing terribly significant on this end, though. We're talking things out and trying to come up with ideas on how to help you all from here, but so far, I don't think we know much more than you do. No sign of the horse, either. As far as the pointless stuff--Yoru and Mr. Gunman attempted some kind of code break, and they were stuck talking like horses for a while. That doesn't compare to Vi turning into a horse and nearly trampling me to death earlier today, though! (It's Tuesday, by the way.)
Anders is in love again. I'm starting to think I shouldn't take his three-year promise seriously. (I'm joking, of course.) Let's see... oh, Essek turned into a worm today, too. What's with all the animal curses? I don't think we had this many, did we? I know we made a lot of silly drinks. I was hoping there would be some way to emulate that for an achievement, but I haven't figured out how yet. Maybe you should drag everyone over to hell and get them to drink? Might as well try it while you can visit, right? Haha.
Did you have a good party? Don't forget to eat. I'll write you every day to remind you if I have to. That's a threat!
- Childe
Object(s) Mailed: A piece of Costco pizza in a container.
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Ryo
Message Content: 👍
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Kate
Message Content:
To the magnificent Princess Kate,
I hope it pleases you to know that things are just as ridiculous over here as they are for you all. Curses, silly gatherings, dramatic public confessions--it's really not too different from your side. I'd say the main difference is that we have a concerning number of strange places to eat and sleep. I don't know why. I suspect whoever built this place didn't do a lot of traveling... I could've given them some pointers.
I miss you too. I'll spend the next few weeks bracing myself for your scolding, but it will be worth it to see you again. Things are changing in very strange ways, but I won't give up so easily. I know you won't either.
- Childe
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
Happy birthday! Did you have a good time?
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Iris
Message Content:
If you saw it all, then you know what happened! I'll admit that I could've planned my timing a bit better, but you can't deny it was going alright until then. It wasn't the most dignified of deaths, so I can't say I'm thrilled to know you were watching it all, but I imagine you would've been even angrier if you'd woken up to the news, so I won't complain too much.
I imagine you're still mostly irritated with me, but even so, I'll assure you that I'm doing fine here. It's true that I'm not as useful on this side, given that many of us over here share similar mindsets, but I don't intend to slack off. A weapon is no good if it can only be used in a single battle, and we're still in the middle of a war.
I already have to brace myself for Kate's ire when I return, and I see I'll have to prepare for yours too. It seems a little unfair that you'll have all this time to contemplate vengeance, don't you think? If you feel any lenience at all, don't let Scaramouche slander me too much while I'm gone.
- Childe
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Caiman
Message Content:
Ahaha, don't worry! It's nothing important.
Yes, I'm getting along fine. I heard fthat you were at the school with her--there are more of you here than I thought! I wonder why? Do you think writing a story of some kind might count towards an achievement? Manwol just keeps talking about biting.
- Childe
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Susato
Message Content:
To be honest, I was mostly thinking of it from a technical standpoint--two dead killers seemed like it might've been a headache, especially when it ended the way it did. But I do appreciate the sentiment. As you know, I don't have the best experiences with "justice," but havnig someone so honest and determined is on our side is reaassuring even to me. I'll pass on your greetings, and we'll keep working on this side too.
- Childe
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Setz
Message Content:
I can't decide if I'm concerned to hear you say that, or if I want to know more details immediately.
- Childe
no subject
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:
Therapy has been explained to me multiple times but I still don’t see any point in it or benefit to its existence. It strikes me as a way to capitalize upon the horrors of others by charging them to listen to them cry. Eugh. Kaworu might benefit from it, though. I think it’s too late for me.
Yes we are getting so many points, all the point it is possible to get, and we will definitely win the trip to Australia and there’s no chance for anyone else. So you might as well give up trying. We have 500 washing machines. Maybe even 5000. Like Kings or whatnot. On the horse puzzle front I have no idea. Beware Horse Emotions … ? Behavior? Midnight? I’ll keep at it.
As for the other stuff I wouldn’t bother asking if I didn’t care, I have only so much precious time in the world and I could be doing other things and instead I’m asking so take that as you will. Not that I’m one to give any relationship advice, I’ve destroyed every relationship I’ve ever had, and I would be irritated if you and Jonas did do exactly what we thought you would do but I wouldn’t be surprised and maybe it would be good for you if you wanted it even if it’s horrible for everyone else and we’d all roll our eyes at it. I don’t know. I spent a long time denying myself anything akin to feelings like that for one reason or another and I don’t think it actually helped in the end, it just made me miserable and alone. I know your argument is that misery and solitude is inevitable but If you will end up miserable and alone in the end anyway, then you might as well enjoy the times you get in between that aren’t so terrible. Now you’re making me sound like Varric which is horrible.
Anyway I’m going to curse you now, but it doesn’t include Jonas this time so I think it’s fair game.
- Anders
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
I’ve been told it is your birthday. Or was your birthday. Sorry this is late. This is a very exclusive club so be grateful I was able to add you to my membership. Now you can purchase whatever produce you like for reasonable prices in bulk amounts.
Items attached [ A plastic card ]
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Ryo
Message Content:
Lose an achievement? I’m not sure what this means. I don’t believe so, unless you know something I don’t.
- Anders
By the way you should kiss each other to get points. I think that will be a thing.
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Ace
Message Content:
We can see the notes - thank you for that. It was very helpful. On the Yoru front, I don’t know that she’s angry with YOU as much as maybe a bit embarrassed and lashing out but she’ll work through it. Or hold a grudge until it explodes? What do I know about forgiveness.
Please vote for Lady in my absence and don’t let anyone vote for that horrible centrist Porridge (really? rights for EVERYONE? including TEMPLARS?) or the entitled Strohl Jr. who comes from wealth and believes he can simply buy his way into the seat. Anyway I think I trust you all to make her look fetching.
Stop telling people the corn is meaningless the corn wasn’t meaningless but I suppose the point has passed now. The lesson to be learned is stop making assumptions including about our corn but especially during trials. And corn is good for you, there are tiny Eugief children who would feast on that corn and be sustained with one ear for an entire week so be grateful. Anyway I’ll try your article idea, it was brought up over here too and it’s worth an attempt.
The merch is good, it’s all very popular. Almost too popular. Now that everyone is wearing it maybe I don’t stand out enough?
- Anders
P.S. I told Ryo I think you should all kiss each other for points but I’m realizing now he won’t tell you all that part so I’m telling you as well because you know how to get a job done.
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content:
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT YOU COMPLETE MADMAN
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content:
… You know I don’t have a tattoo, right? I was piss drunk when Oghren was getting one and dared me to as well and I think I lasted two pokes of that horrible needle before I passed out in fear and Velanna called me a worthless worm of a man. It wasn’t a bad night. Well it looks good on you at least?
You aren’t going to expect me to get one now right?
- Anders
Items Attached: [ A reasonably priced bulk amount of carrots, bell peppers and onions and an absolutely enormous container of Dirkland brand Cheez Ballz ]
Day: Tuesday
Recipient: Kaworu
Message Content:
I don’t know about Strohl in particular I think the man just enjoys arguing and has been in a lot of fights where he’s been hit in the head. I have plenty of enemies too. I suppose the way I would consider it is that people will make of you what they will and you can’t pay them too much heed, as long as you know who you are. Sometimes I think the people around here are a bit sensitive, but back in Kirkwall amongst Hawke’s followers we would all fight with each other all the time and then later still show up to play Diamondback as if nothing had really happened. Fenris used to regularly threaten to sew my mouth shut or rip my intestines out. He could do that. He had a trick where he could phase through people with his Lyrium tattoos nevermind I’m not explaining anything to do with Fenris it does not matter the POINT is that sometimes I think time and proximity matter more than anything and you can care about people if you fight or disagree with them. Maybe even moreso because of it.
Anyway my funny story is that when I died I still owed Fenris about 200 silver and now I get to keep it forever so he can sit on those horrible spiky armor gloves of his and spin. I wonder if he’s dead or alive still? Huh.
That wasn’t a great story.
A man and his girlfriend die in a fire and meet Andraste beyond the Veil. Andraste says, "Welcome to the Maker’s side, do you have any questions?" To which the man replies, "Yes, my girlfriend and I never had a chance to get married while we were alive. Can we get married here?” Andraste says, "That's a good question, I will be back when I have the answer." Left at the Veil, the couple begins to talk about love and how long eternity is. 6 weeks later, Andraste returns and says, "OK, I've found your answer. Yes, you can get married here. So come right in and enjoy eternity together." The couple responds by saying, "We have another question. Eternity is a very long time and we are not sure if our relationship will last. If things don't work out, can we get a divorce here?” To which Andraste replies, “Maker’s Balls! It took me 6 weeks to find a Chantry Sister up here, do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!"
Do you have a birthday? I should probably know that.
- Anders
Item Attached: [ Somehow like 40 pictures of a pink horse. It’s galloping around majestically. ]
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who am i.... where am i....
Recipient: AlexMessage Content:
Does knowing the difference matter to you? Does that change your opinion at all?
Are you saying I'm one of the ones who annoy you the most? I understand. I find the pushy, friendly types annoying myself. Being friendly is fine. Wanting to help is also fine. But trying to pry and push after saying no and giving one word answers? That kind of density or feigning density can leave. I'd compare it to the taste of day old tea that's been steeped too long.
Roxana
Recipient: Ace
Message Content:
Is that the line that shouldn't be crossed for you? If someone is framed or if someone tries to deflect blame? I didn't try to clarify anything after.
You have a kind of thoughtlessness that could stand to change.
Roxana
Recipient: Todomatsu
Message Content:
Is that how you prefer it? As long as they're kind in front of you?
There aren't too many murderous people left, so you likely don't have much to worry about... but if you are handed a ticket to where we are, that will narrow some options for everyone, depending on who gives it to you.
Roxana
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content:
LSH,
Have you considered you leave so many openings for people to walk through? The duty will remain after you reach your goal, if you reach your goal.
It is better to not know when power corrupts so completely. Normalcy is so often taken for granted. That I'll tell you because you must have already inferred it.
You are right. I won't confirm much else for now. The clothes situation has improved a little. There are too many vegetables, but there is ample food of all kinds. The hot dogs.... I think are a message, of a kind, but of a more sentimental variety. Or it could be another bout of insanity. I haven't asked.
Roxana
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
I've been told it's your birthday. Or it was your birthday.
Happy birthday. It must have been the worst kind of present to open. Or perhaps it was a good present because you haven't been separated.
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Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
Happy birthday. Enjoy the celebration coming your way.
Object(s) Mailed: a small snowglobe
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Recipient: Kaworu
Message Content: Okay, so I've been texting Kazu and he says there's no actual problem between you two so I feel like this is just that shit where you're both assuming things? I asked him to think about talking to you anyway so can you just... let him if he does try, and don't like, blow him off or whatever. I don't even know why I'm getting involved in this. God. Just talk to each other.
Anyway we all unanimously voted for Lady over here except Vi who's obviously biased towards Strohl Jr. so jot that down.
-Wiš'adel