graveyard...3
GRAVEYARD
Notice of an itinerary change—
Well, shucks! You died. This might be a familiar experience for you, maybe not. Either way, you're probably feeling distinctly less dead now, with any injuries you previously obtained now healed. Grogginess still clouds your mind, but in a way that's reminiscent of waking up rather than anything nefarious.
... Not too unlike when you first arrived here, actually. Namely, because you wake up in what looks to be an airport terminal. Again! It's not quite the same as the one you were in before, but you're not free of airports yet, it seems. To be specific, you're in the baggage claim area, in the most literal sense: lying in an open suitcase on the carousel, going round and around (or, if you were unlucky, you might've tumbled out of the suitcase as it slid down onto the conveyor belt). You might want to hop off at some point.
If you're worried about your belongings, you can find them either on your person or in another suitcase chugging along on the belt. Once you retrieve everything, there's a new area to explore. Plus, reunions to be had with those who died before you, or with the four Hosts you haven't seen since the first week. And should you be worried about the living side, there are various screens around the terminal, allowing you to still watch what's going on over there.
► GRAVEYARD RUNDOWN
- You are able to see the living (and their public network posts).
- Weekly effects are still active.
- Any personal items you didn't give away before your death are with you in the graveyard.
- You can still use your curse items on the living, with the usual caveats of avoiding OOC inconvenience (e.g. no effects that would last into Thursday night).
- The graveyard has its own set of NPCs (Maestro, Bora, Libeccio, Scirocco). You are no longer able to contact the living side's NPCs via audiences, but you can talk to the other four once again.
- If you get injured and would like to be healed (within reason), the graveyard NPCs can heal to varying degrees, so feel free to handwave tapping them until you got one who could help you.
- You may handwave the NPCs explaining the basics to you: you're alive again, but you're unable to regroup with the "living" side due to lacking a mode of transportation to the airport terminal where they are, and a barrier is blocking people from leaving the old-fashioned way. Trying to book a ride is a work in progress for the entire graveyard.
- As of Week 4, the memshare effect from Week 3 remains.
QUICKLINKS

OUTGOING MAIL
no subject
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content:
[img attached: a kangaroo punching essek in the dick]
no subject
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: YOU AND ROSAMUND ARE IN LOVE??????????????????????????
wow
That's so unexpected
But I see it... you're both really similar in a lot of ways
Congratulations!!!
I'm so happy for you guys!
Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content: YOU AND HARU????????????
I'm so happy!
He's the nicest person ever he's one of my favorite people in the whole world
You guys are going to be such a good couple
I know you worry a lot about this kind of thing but
You just don't need to worry about Haru he'd never let you down
But he's not like, prince sturdy or anything so please be careful about any briar situations with him
But I'm sure it's fine!
Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: Oh...
I'm so sorry Haru
Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content: Oh...
That's ok
I'm sure Artemy is nice too
It's fine
Day: Wednesday
Recipient: Artemy
Message Content: watch your back
Objects Attached: an enormous lobster claw chewed on as though by a dog
no subject
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: I got forking cursed so I was late. Happy Birthday, kiddo!
-B
Object(s) Mailed: In a box marked "HARU -BOOTHILL" in terrible handwriting, there's a bulk-sized box of dried squid and a carefully carved and lacquered figurine of a dolphin curled up in the air, splashing free.
no subject
Recipient: Alex
Message Content: doing ok?
wasnt able to see your return
if you need anything i
let me know i guess
🗡️⭐
Recipient: Mizuki
Message Content: dont push yourself
sorry couldnt do more
🗡️⭐
no subject
Day: Thursday
Recipient: Hulkenberg
Message Content: CAN THE TWO OF YOU STOP GOING ON THESE WHEN I CAN'T BE THERE
Day: Thursday
Recipient: Hulkenberg
Message Content: THIS IS VI
Day: Thursday
Recipient: Hulkenberg
Message Content: Get healed don't push yourself you stupid
Ugh
Day: Thursday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content: Is she okay
I wish I was there
Day: Thursday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content: Are you okay
What happened
Get healed don't be stubborn about it
Don't push yourself too hard
Day: Thursday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content: Fuck I keep forgetting to sign these it's vi
no subject
Day: Thursday
Recipient: Jacopo
Message Content: I've been informed you're a uke. Do you agree with that assessment?
Object(s) Mailed: N/A
no subject
Recipient: Rin
Message Content: your feelings are important too
and i know how it feels, that guilt
so ill say that ive already forgiven you
im glad to be on a team with you
and thanks for the explanation
ill see you at the end of it, maybe with a performance by orion's hunters
🗡️⭐
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: im glad to hear you guys had fun
i wish i coulve been there too
im worried about alex and mizuki after our performance
if you could check on them?
im worried about how things ended
🗡️⭐
p.s whats mkart?
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content: im okay, sorry i shouldve mentioned it when i got here
everyone has been nice
so you dont have to worry about me
you can talk to me about anything too
and ive been in touch with rin as much as possible
thanks for worrying about him
he'll be okay
🗡️⭐
Recipient: Artemy
Message Content: hell is?
is it that bad over there?
i miss you and everyone else too
sleeping alone is hard to get used to
another group outing sounds fun
sorry about being bald hah
and
hm
oh the balufus?
i forget what theyre called
im glad theres a version of me that can stay there
🗡️⭐
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content: you were there
i dont
im not sure how to feel about it
but i hope youre okay
🗡️⭐
no subject
Recipient: All of the living
Message Content:
[img attached] a crooked angle of something very tall and crustacean-like holding a rocket launcher and a sword, advancing towards the camera
[img attached] an in-progress explosion
[img attached] a close up of a cat sniffing the camera with more explosion in the background
Day: Thursday
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content:
Lobstr
Will you tell everybody I got their messages and I'll reply soon
Thanks bye vi
no subject
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: Yoru won't say she's sorry, but something really stupid just happened and we haven't finished reading today's messages. It's Thursday FYI
Tell everyone they'll get a better reply later so you better not be dead okay?
- Asa
PS I don't want to talk about lobsters anymore
no subject
Recipient: Rin
Message Content:
I could never think you’re awful!!! I could never think you’re bad at being on a team!!!
I really, really, really get what you mean though
I worry about that kind of thing too even though I know that’s not really how people act
Or well sometimes they do, the truth is sometimes people do change their mind about you
But not everybody is like that and I would never feel that way about you
It would be crazy if I did sometimes I forget there are things you don’t know about me but
I know what it feels like to realize you’ve hurt people you didn’t mean to hurt
It’s a horrible feeling and I’m sorry it happened
Uhhhhh anyway I wasn’t sure if you would want to talk to me about serious things which is why I said all that Ace and Tama and shark stuff
And I didn’t want to say too much in case it would get us in trouble but the auditors got stomped by a horse so it probably didn’t matter
But it really did make me laugh a lot (The shark thing not the auditors being stomped)
Actually can I tell you something? It’s not about any of that but it’s a little bit about the rest of what you said
At the start of the first week I was scared that everyone would hate me
Because I was telling them they had to go through this again and I didn’t try hard enough to stop it
That’s not how everyone acted even not knowing who I was but I still think about it
And worry if that will change when worse things keep happening every week or if they already feel that way but just don’t want to say so
I know that’s probably not rational either but it’s just how I feel
I’m only telling you this NOT HARU because he made me read a letter out loud to everyone here about how they should be nice to me
But you’re a good teammate Rin you always think about other people
You always made me feel like you wanted me around and that’s important to me
Maybe we’re a little similar like that because I also worry whether I’m doing enough for everyone or if I’m being useful enough or helpful enough or strong enough
But you’re enough to me you do enough I want to be on your team no matter what
Also please be understanding if anyone's replies are slow, it has been a little hectic here!
Objects Attached: A gallon of ice cream
Day: Thursday, Week 4
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: Dear Garu,
I don’t know what mkart is but I would like to play it with you
I've only been able to spend a little time with Asa but since she's your friend I'll try harder even though I do like Yoru too
Ace was the one who told us it was your birthday, I didn’t actually know until then! Ace is nice he also made us shirts
Stop going to space!!!
Anyway, listen so the thing about these messages is
When you send one to me for everyone I have to read it out loud to them...
If you don’t want me to read your messages or you want to send one that’s about me send it to Libby or something geez louise
I guess I probably made you worry about me getting too upset with what I wrote
Or I made other people here worried and they brought it up
You don’t have to ask people here to be nice to me, they are already all nice to me except Anders
I also have Libby and Maestro and Rocco and we talk about things, too.
I don't want anyone here to have to worry about me a lot though when it's supposed to be the other way around
And I don’t like the idea that anyone is making you feel like you have to worry more about me on top of all the other things you have to worry about
I was upset but you don’t have to fix it I’ve gotten a lot better at handling it
Now you sent a nice message saying things are a little better but you also apologized for sending a sad message and I don’t want you to apologize for that
Maybe I’ll say you’re being Garu about it but you don’t have to feel bad about sending it, I want you to
I don’t want to worry you decided to tell me it’s fine because you don’t want to make me sad
But I’ll believe you and trust you and Rin anyway
Also please be understanding if anybody's replies are slow! It's been a tiny bit hectic over here
Day: Thursday, Week 4
Recipient: Kazuki
Message Content: I do get why Alex said it but it’s a reason that’s hard to explain over a letter
Hmmm it’s a little like...
If you recognized North and felt better, that makes sense to me because you already know what kind of person she is so you know she means well
I was thinking the same thing, that if you knew more about me you might know that I meant well in the same way
I am not nearly as smart as North, but I’d like to think it’s at least obvious that I would always try really hard to help you even if I screw up sometimes
And maybe that would have been enough to be helpful
Bora
Day: Thursday, Week 4
Recipient: Alex
Message Content: I’m not sure, maybe they died and went someplace else?
Like they were dragged to horse hell or something?
I don't know why, but they aren’t here
I think I understand what you mean
You don’t have to worry about where you stand with me though
We are friends! Complicated is very much okay with me
Also please be understanding if anyone's replies are slow. It got kind of hectic here!
Bora
Day: Thursday, Week 4
Recipient: Ace
Message Content: I’m not much of a strategist outside fights, either
I would believe basically anything West said about anything 100% more than anything I said about it
But yes I think that’s what we think is going on, that it’s automated so we just have to finish the competition and get achievements and we’ll be able to come back and get out of here
It will be okay! That much I do know and believe
By the way, you can share our birthday too if you want since we’re friends
And also that’s okay I actually liked JD equally to Porridge
That picture of him holding a weapon reminded me a lot of a friend of mine
Please be understanding if anyone's replies are slow, it was a little bit hectic today but I've got three hours to kill so I figured I'd write
Re: OUTGOING MAIL
Recipient: Strohl
Message Content: I don't know what you're talking about?
Object(s) Mailed: --
Day: Thursday
Recipient: Kazuki
Message Content: Who?
Object(s) Mailed: --
Day: Thursday
Recipient: West
Message Content: Well! Okay. I'm glad you're thinking of me and my bones!
Object(s) Mailed: ---
no subject
Recipient: Rin
Message Content:
Hello,
I apologize, as I'm not the person who wrote to you, although I'll do my best to deliver your message to who it might've been. I'm sure they'll be happy to hear from you.
Of course, I'd be happy to keep writing to you nevertheless, even if I wasn't your intended recipient. I don't know what advice you were given, but as someone who's been in a similar position to you, I hope you can find it in yourself to accept everyone's kindness. I know it's difficult.
- Libeccio
no subject
Recipient: Rin
Message Content:
I know it’s rough right now and I know it’s gonna be hard to feel like you can be forgiven, but he’s not mad, so. It’ll be okay.
Oh, it’s stupid. We made a [[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]] W1LD PRIZES HOTSINGLES
Okay. That’s. Not what I meant, so I guess I’m not telling you what we have over here because I go insane.
You know Manwol has been trying to get us to dress up in these outfits since she got here? I’m not convinced but I guess if it’s for an achievement I can do it.
If she takes a picture of me in it though I can’t promise a nonviolent response.
Anyway I’m glad you like the bracelet I was hoping you weren’t sick of sharks after everything
Be safe, kiddo
vi
Day: Friday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
Don’t worry about your letters being late, I spend like 2 hours a day talking to my stupid phone replying to all of you anyway so
I’m glad morale’s not in hell, at least. We had a party this week and it was a disaster, I’m sure you’re going to see it. I mean, it was fun. Just ended explosively.
You’re right that I’ve got a lot of experience in that
It’s fucked up but is it wrong to be a little flattered that I showed up on one of those things? I didn’t think you
Well
I guess I’m sorry too. Hope that imaginary me didn’t hurt you.
We’re all fine over here as much as we can be. I’m not even sure if I can curse you guys on that side? You guys curse each other enough, man, we were watching that Wednesday mess like a car crash
Be safe kiddo, talk to you soon
vi
Day: Friday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content:
That wasn’t asking you to do anything for me, I was just curious if you guys got anything out of it. Don’t apologize. I’m not interested in you beating yourself up about shit that’s happened. The longer I’m away from it the more I’m just
Resigned, I guess, like it doesn’t hurt anymore so much as I’m just whatever about it.
I think
If we’d had the chance we could’ve been friends too. But we didn’t and honestly, I think you’re making it to the end, princess, so we’re just going to have to do the penpal thing.
I don’t mind talking back and forth. It’s not like I’ve got anything else to do over here. You’ll probably see the nonsense we’re up to over here. I think we accidentally sent pictures of it. It’s as much of a zoo over here as it is anywhere else. Ask Jonas for the picture I sent him the other day, it’s stupid. It’s of a kangaroo, if he needs specifics.
And yeah, the note was from me. I’ve been wearing it a lot, the jacket, so consider your gift a success.
vi
(PS: can you take care of Hulkenberg for me? Manwol told me you guys are avoiding each other but she needs someone and I trust you enough. If you feel like it. You don’t have to.)
Day: Friday
Recipient: Hulkenberg
Message Content:
Okay
Well
It’s after everything
And I am so so sorry that you’re left alone
I’ll take care of him, I promise. He’ll be okay. And we’ll be here, so.
Don’t worry about sending me anything right now, we’re okay
Take care of yourself please
love you
vi
Object Mailed: a friendship bracelet with charms that spell out SVH, along with little dangly ones of a goat, a dog, and a lynx. the beads are gold, red, and pink.
Day: Friday
Recipient: Rupert
Message Content:
Hey
Hungover right now so message is a bit scattered but
I miss you, too
I’ll look after Strohl promise
Send me a message if you need to scream, ok?
vi
Day: Friday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:
Okay first of all being a horse is not recommended
I had the insane urge to murder everybody in my vicinity and I am not sure if that meant something or it’s just how horses are
I think it might just be how horses are they have one setting and it’s go
Sorry this is so late I started writing it and then lobster
I hope you’re okay
vi
Day: Friday
Recipient: Ace
Message Content:
Hey - just messaging because I want you to know obviously I’m going to look out for Strohl
But also
Talk to me, yeah? I’m listening, whatever happened. Just ramble about it and get it out?
If you think I’d get it, I want to help.
vi
no subject
Day: saturday night
Recipient: rupert
Message Content:
Day: saturday night
Recipient: rosamund
Message Content:
Day: saturday night
Recipient: iris
Message Content:
Day: saturday night
Recipient: kaworu
Message Content:
no subject
Recipient: susato
Message Content:
Day: saturday night
Recipient: ace
Message Content:
Day: saturday night
Recipient: haru
Message Content:
Day: saturday night
Recipient: ryo
Message Content:
Day: saturday night
Recipient: tama
Message Content:
Day: saturday night
Recipient: alex
Message Content:
no subject
Recipient: Alex
Message Content: Here's your guaranteed once. Can't say I'll bother sending much after today. If you're still aiming for it, why don't you send us Ryo? Good luck with the dwindling bearable populace.
Day: sunday
Recipient: Kate
Message Content: Here is my message, as I said. This place is fine, but has grown less bearable with recent additions. Much obliged for the picture you included and for returning my phone, and enjoy the idiotic pictures they sent. I'm glad that the phone itself seemed to serve you well in that mess (though I didn't stay to observe its entirety). Use whatever you receive wisely. Your continued efforts toward the group's wellness are commendable, given how little so many others seem willing to do. Do not allow them to place too much burden on you, even unintentionally.
Regarding your gift, it did arrive here, and I will ensure its safety. A heart made from ash is no real heart, but the effort that goes into crafting one can be acknowledged.
Until we meet again.
Day: sunday
Recipient: Ace
Message Content: It could be better, but there is indeed more fresh air. Good luck with yours.
Day: sunday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: It was less bothersome before all of these tenderhearts were sent over, but it is what it is. Arrogance and its companions are all within my divine right, in any case. Fair fortune to what's left.
Day: sunday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content: I check them rarely, and whether or not I'll send anything back, I can't say. I'll at least give you this. You handled it as well as anyone could have. What happened doesn't matter; you should focus your efforts elsewhere. Picking up the slack now that most of us are gone, for example. Good luck.
Day: sunday
Recipient: Ryo
Message Content: This place is finicky, but go out again if you can. Send along Yoru's killer, maybe. Or just keep them on their toes and secure your vote by giving them a kill that's undeniably you, you know? Sticking to patterns is so dull. In any case, I suppose I owe you something for blocking your way again, however unintentional. I should like to see you join us soon.
no subject
Recipient: Mordalion
Message Content:
Hulkenberg
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content:
Hulkenberg
Recipient: Kazuki
Message Content:
Hulkenberg
Recipient: Kaworu
Message Content:
Hulkenberg
no subject
Recipient: Rin
Message Content: My apologies for the delayed message! A lot happened over here and time sort of got away from me. Libeccio-san shared the message you sent them with me. I'd be glad to keep exchanging messages with you, so feel free to write whenever you'd like.
Kindness can definitely be hard to accept after something like this. It's a relief to know you're going to try to, and that you'll keep moving forward. As long as you remember that you don't want to get stuck in place, you'll do great. I believe in you, and so does everyone else who's keeping you in their thoughts.
I don't know how much I should say about what's going on over here. It's definitely chaotic to say the least, and even that feels like putting it mildly. You might get some idea of what we've been up to by looking at some of the achievements you all can't account for being done on your side. In that way, we're working right alongside you all to get through this.
Hmm, what else...? I guess it's a little one-sided when I've heard so much about you but I haven't really shared much about me, but if we're going to be pen-pals, I should say something more... oh, I know! We have something in common. I was in a Reaper's Game once, too, though not the one you were in.
-S
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Setz
Message Content: Yes! It's me! Sorry for the delay, things got predictably chaotic over here. How are you all holding up?
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Caiman
Message Content: Deja vu is right! Back in the hotel, I used a pseudonym that started with a V. And no, it wasn't Virgo! Do you remember, then?
no subject
Recipient: rin
Message Content: dumbass
i forgave you the minute i woke up and realized
stop beeting yourself up and make yourself useful!
-sqq
Object(s) Mailed: a single corn on the cob
Day: sunday
Recipient: haru
Message Content: at least we can still keep talking like this
and as long as rin doesn’t do anything stupid i’ll consider us good.
Object(s) Mailed: a mushroom plush. there's a bow with a handwritten label that reads "Jazuki"
Day: sunday
Recipient: rosamund
Message Content: thank you for the presents! it fits wonderfully. i hope all is well.
-sqq
Object(s) Mailed: a silk rose hair ornament
Day: sunday
Recipient: jonas
Message Content: well, we got blown up by a kaiju. not sure if that’s an achievement or not. somehow it’s always more unhinged on this end
-sqq
Object(s) Mailed: a corn latte
Day: sunday
Recipient: totty
Message Content:
can you BELIEVE none of these guys have been on the internet?! you’d think i scandalized a group of grandmothers talking about some of the things I’ve come across. how does knowing all this stuff make me weird!?
-sqq
Object(s) Mailed: a shafluflu sized clover charm necklace.
Day: sunday BUT LATER
Recipient: jonas
Message Content: if you see some new faces this week, let them know I told you so. if not, ..... don't worry about it!
-sqq
Day: sunday BUT LATER
Recipient: Ylfa, Clarte, Jae-Ha, and Daan.
Message Content: did you four get kidnapped?!
no subject
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content: thank you for the supplies
im not much of an art person
i do sketches, when it comes to planning out my whittling
but i wouldnt say im good at it
thank you though
its nice that you were thinking of me
sirius is already playing with the crayons
🗡️⭐
Recipient: Haru
Message Content: thats fair
im okay, its a lot easier to heal up over here than there
it was a weird experience but
at this point im used to having so many fake memories
does make it a bit hard to tell whats real and what isnt
but ill be fine
can i ask how you are now?
🗡️⭐
p.s ok i will ask about the racing of mario karts here
Recipient: Alex
Message Content: im alright
its a bit easier over here
to heal up that is
everything else is a different meaning of a blast
at least i dont have that one song stuck in my head anymore
🗡️⭐
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content: i understand
in the loops, it was always about making the same choice
or at least the same choices over and over
its scary having to make your own choices again
but you put a lot of thought and consideration
so i know what choices you make
i feel like will be the right ones
maya is safe here, as is everyone else
theres a lot of support on this side so
hopefully that eases some of the stress for you
you dont need to apologize
thats how these excursions are
using people we know and care about
that we love
in the end, the you here is who is most important
so i wont hold any of it against you
breathing right with you, in and out
🗡️⭐
p.s dont know if here
though that sounds really familiar?
im pretty sure my team had a shared dream like that during our first week
Recipient: Rin
Message Content: how are you doing?
i hope better this week
even though the more it goes, the harder it gets
remember to count on haru and the rest of the stars to support you
we're here for you
🗡️⭐
Recipient: Astolfo
Message Content: things are okay here
dont worry
maya arrived safely so we'll look over her
keep everyone's energy up with the team, will you?
🗡️⭐
Recipient: Kate
Message Content: doing alright?
maya is safe with us now, we'll look after her
but remember not to push yourself
it's okay to take a break and breathe
so if there's anything i can do, let me know
🗡️⭐
Recipient: Artemy
Message Content: sorry i know its probably busy over there
and i should try to be patient but
i just want to talk with you
which
i guess i am doing now
um
maya is here, shes safe
ill keep an eye on her so
keep your head up, take care of the rest of the team
but also take care of yourself
talk to me if you need it
🗡️⭐
no subject
Recipient: Tama
Message Content:
We cracked it. Password wasn't "Producer," though. Ain't no way in hell any of us were gonna guess what it was. (1800pondermyass?? What the fork does that mean?)
It's got a ticketing system on the other side. We're gonna tinker around a bit and see what it can do. Who knows? Could get back to y'all sooner than we think.
Who said I was cute as a kid?! I'm gonna fill 'em with holes! We ain't got horse murder on this side, but we did all get taken out by a huge forking lobster few days ago. My bullet hit it in the wrong place and it blew the fudge up. We all woke up at the baggage claim three hours later.
And hey, do you like Ace or what? I can't tell with all that fudgin' curse mess.
If ya do, might be time to act on it. If ya don't, forget I said anything. I wouldn't get in a lady's business if it weren't important, believe me.
B.
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rin
Message Content:
Saw the achievements? Manwol got what she wanted, but I didn't wear this getup. We got a cafe that forces one onto ya. I ain't keeping it, so I'm sending it back! Why the fork did you have one in the first place?
Clown certs weren't me neither. I only signed up Anders cause he was pissing me off.
B.
Object(s) Mailed: Rin's maid costume. Inside every pocket is a handful of corn and peas.
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
Bingo. We get all the parts of the airport y'all haven't been to yet. It shuts down so y'all get it the week after. Find any old hot dogs lying around? Lol
I got cursed into being some boring fudger working part-time at the shabubu shop and getting his GED. What a forking nightmare. Was that you as the worm?? And get outta the waterslide before you prune up like a raisin and your hair turns green.
We're all watching out for Bora. She don't need protecting, like you said, but she's got a lot of friends here. She's gonna be real glad to see all of ya.
And it ain't "Nyahaw". It's 🌞NYAHOO!!!🍀
B.
Object(s) Mailed: A photo of the back of Boothill's hand. On it is a slightly smudgy and torn temporary tattoo. Next to it is a shafluflu dressed in cowboy-esque clothes made by Rin. The back is signed "HARU -BOOTHILl".
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Kate
Message Content: Thanks for getting the message out to Tama about that computer. Here's what I said to her:
We cracked it. Password wasn't "Producer," though. Ain't no way in heck any of us were gonna guess what it was. (1800pondermyass?? What the fork does that mean?)
It's got a ticketing system on the other side. We're gonna tinker around a bit and see what it can do. Who knows? Could get back to y'all sooner than we think.
That's all. Till then, everyone's gotta do eight more things right, got it? Eight. Spread the word.
Hope you're doin' as well as you can.
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Object(s) Mailed: Three red roses with the thorns clipped off.
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content: Not one horse on that ranch. If there were, we'd be in a lot more trouble.
Your home ain't just hell. You're Satan, are ya? But you weren't always.
Churros are from yours truly.
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Object(s) Mailed: Three huge Costco churros wrapped in foil.
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Todomatsu
Message Content: If this place keeps ya on that side to the end I'm gonna laugh.
Cheesecake's from me. Pass it around.
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Object(s) Mailed: Mango cheesecake from Uncle Tetsu's marked TODOMATSU.
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Ace
Message Content:
We're gonna take good care of Strohl over here. Vi's over the moon about it, but we all miss the rest of ya. How's Rupert doing? And tell Ryo to get more obvious.
Also, I gotta ask. Tama, is it?
If that's true, I think ya should say something. If it ain't, forget I said anything.
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Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content: That last bouquet ya got with the sunflowers is from the ranch over yonder. Been keeping busy on it, so let me know what ya like and I'll shoot something over to ya.
I think we've got as much info as y'all have on that side. We saw the whole horse show Haru and the others went through. Can't believe we still gotta play this dumb forking game anyhow! I'm tired of this mess.
Ain't weird at all. Would've liked to hear more from all of ya. Your show was an absolute banger!!!
I'll tell ya now that we had a party this week and got blown up by a lobster. It was kinda my fault if we're being honest. We were all fine down at the baggage claim hours later. Every who drank got hangovers into next week except yours truly and Childe, far as I know. Lol! Anything good happening over there?
Sendin' more flowers and a churro. Take care now.
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Object(s) Mailed: Sunflowers and baby's breath wrapped in brown paper and a giant Costco churro wrapped in tin foil.
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Recipient: Daan
Message Content: Are you okay??
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Ylfa
Message Content: Are you okay??
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Clarte
Message Content: Are you okay??
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Jae-ha
Message Content: Are you okay??
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Recipient: Alex
Message Content:
don't worry about it
it's just one of us playing some stupid prank, it isn't actually gallica
strohl's here, hulkenberg too, they're both okay. maya's okay too. scaramouche also but he wanted to be here, so.
send me gossip on your side. i'll trade you. what's everybody doing? any scandals? any couples you know of?
- vi
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content:
Wish I was there in person too.
First off, no. You're not a bad person at all, actually, but especially not for trying for the achievements.
Keep going. You guys are on the right track. You're doing us a favor, really, the dead especially need them, as many as you can get.
Proud of you, actually, you're doing the best you can. We're counting on you but not just you, get it?
And don't worry about it. You did exactly what I wanted you to as far as Strohl and Hulkenberg. It's a relief to have them here, and I'll look after them. Not to sound like a psychopath, but it's probably the best thing that's happened to me in a couple weeks.
It's not terrible over here. I'm getting antsy, but I think you're the same as me in that.
No fuckin idea about horse hell but we did see that document, what the fuck.
Strohl Jr is over here now, and yeah, don't worry, I'm telling them that he's a wahoo and always will be.
You're worrying me, kiddo. I know you like to keep all the worst shit on your shoulders and not let anybody else take it, but you keep doing that and you're going to get buried. You don't have to talk to me about it, but I wish you would. Share the load.
Anyway the lobsters definitely wasn't me.
But we did explode after getting into it WITH a lobster, so I guess that's great.
Tell me the gossip, man, I know you're probably not in the mood, but
Uh
I was going to say more but something's happening so talk more later
- vi
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Recipient: Kate
Message Content:
To the mysterious and brilliant Miss Kate,
Someone over here suggested that "princess" might not be your favored title. Manwol thought you might prefer being a witch, since that would imply you have powerful magic powers, but she also thinks it's important to be terrifying, so I think her opinion is a little warped. Nonetheless, I promised to ask what you'd prefer. I also want to know: What do you want to be when you grow up? You know, my younger sister was determined to become a ballerina for a while. She practiced for weeks until she almost went flying through the window during one of her jumps! I thought I was going to have a heart attack, but she was just fine, thankfully. Last I heard, she changed her mind and wanted to become a fashion designer, but it might've changed again by now. I can't keep up with her!
You worked very hard this weekend, as always. You probably think I'm just flattering you to keep your spirits up, but I'm not. I do worry about you, though. I hope you don't feel like you have to carry too much on your own. With any luck, we'll track this horse down soon enough. Hang in there until then, okay? I assume you'd still prefer to remain on that side, so I hope they understand that they're lucky to have you.
(And to answer your question, I gave that thing away before I died, and not to Scaramouche. Though, I admit I wasn't all that surprised to see it used during the night like that.)
Things have been very silly over here, as you've seen. Don't worry, we're all fine. We had a party and wound up with an... expected visitor, let's say! I don't know about the others, but I thought it was a fun surprise. I'll tell you all about it next time I see you.
We've got some new things for you all to work on, so please do your best to separate the pranks from the intentional hints. It may be a little hard to tell which is which, but... I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.
[Attached: A photo of a Build-A-Bear holding a KATE keychain.]
- Childe
Object(s) Mailed: A knit scarf, a papercraft kit, a woodcarving kit, a wooden heart painted black and red, a packet of hot cocoa mix, and a bag of marshmallows
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Day: Sunday
Recipient: Rosamund
Message Content:
Thank you so much for the gifts! Don't confuse me for Scaramouche, I promise I enjoy sentiment just as much as utility, ahaha. Don't worry, I've been writing Miss Kate diligently--I missed one message because we were busy with some chaos, but things have settled back down now. Well, kind of. Strohl is yelling about his dignity right now, as expected.
I'm sure you all get messages like this every week, but rest assured that we're all doing just fine over here. It only hurts us more if you all worry too much about justice and the like, so please remember not to lose sight of the true goals.
- Childe
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Jonas
Message Content:
Why wouldn't I give the harpoon away? It would've been incredibly stupid of me to kill someone with an item that everyone knew I had, and only me. Have a little more faith in my abilities, won't you? I gave that away before my death, though, it wasn't something I left behind as a parting gift. And why do you all seem to think Scaramouche and I are friends? Did he ever give you the impression he'd need my help to do anything? Please... as for the morgue, I don't know how much I can tell you, so I'll just say it was an accident. Don't worry about it too much.
Good luck with the achievements. There isn't all that much we can help you with from this side, but everyone's thinking hard about the guidance we can give you. Some of the messages you get might be odd, but you're probably used to that by now, haha. Even the nonsense might be important, though, so try to think creatively about the things everyone gets told this week. It sounds like you're already trying, so just remember that we don't have any choice but to put our faith in you all now. No pressure!
Despite everything, I think you still know Alex better than I do, so I won't try to tell you how to interact with her. You're probably doing better than you think, though. I don't know if you know this, but when I first found out about what happened in heaven, I asked her if she wanted me to kill you, and she was incredibly vehement that I didn't. So if nothing else, she wants you safe. That's important.
Will you do me a favor and invite Kate over to watch some of those hero films you talked about before? I think she might like them.
- Childe
Object(s) Mailed: An 8-count package of hot dogs. Like these. You can bump it up to a 10-count package if you prefer, mods!
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Alex
Message Content:
It's a good thing I didn't write that last week, or I would've had to follow it up with "got attacked by a giant lobster." Not my fault either, by the way! I'll have you know I've been very well-behaved over here. I haven't even been dragged off on any of those trips--yours wasn't too bad, was it? I saw you got taken care of, so I wasn't too worried, but I do want to know what happened.
Yes, from what I could see on this side, those were the locations I remember. Why did you pick those... I did like the snowy island, though. At least until everyone took over the lodge and filled it with traps. I almost forgot about all of that... nostalgic!
Did you drink something embarrassing? I'll find out when I get back over there, so you should just tell me now, haha! There's lots of alcohol over here, but it's all normal. ...Actually, let me rephrase that: there's lots of alcohol, but you have to endure a lot of different things to get it. You've made it this far, so I don't think anyone is going to want to upset Jonas and Kazuki by killing you off, but if by chance you do end up on this side, at least you'll have plenty of options.
- Childe
Object(s) Mailed: An 8-count package of hot dog buns. Like these. You can bump it up to a 10-count package if you prefer, mods!
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Haru
Message Content:
Don't worry, nothing you can say to me is worse than what I've heard before. I did spend quite a bit of time in hell, remember? Haha!
Fortunately for you all, I suspect the guidance you're due to receive will be a little easier on your morals (if not necessarily easier to achieve). There's only one potential achievement I planned for before my death that hasn't been accomplished, but I don't know for sure if it's anything, so I won't confuse you by mentioning it. Instead, I recommend asking around once you receive your letters; everyone's currently working hard to figure out how to tell you what you need to know. Just keep an open mind, alright?
There's only so much I can do to protect Bora from the terrible opinions of all these bad influences, but I promise I'll do my best. But please write and tell them that they don't need to listen to beautiful women just because they're cool and powerful? Manwol's going to teach them to turn people's souls into chicken stew if we're not careful, and Bora will listen to you more than me, I think. In exchange, invite Alex to some of Jacopo's dinners, won't you? She's terrible about eating on her own.
- Childe
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Ryo
Message Content:
I should've put a tag with your name on that thing...
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Iris
Message Content:
I have to apologize for the delay--I'm sure you saw the photos, but we had an unexpected visitor at our party the other day, which resulted in a lot of chaos. Nothing to worry about, though. On a completely different note, did you know that giant lobsters are capable of wielding weapons? It's very impressive.
I know that nothing I say will relieve you of your burdens, but nonetheless, I hope any self-directed frustration or guilt has faded by now. I knew the risks, and even if I had known you were awake nearby, I never expected you'd be able to come to my aid. If you had that level of freedom, this whole situation would be way less of a headache than it is, I think. I won't say I have no regrets at all, because I prefer not to lie if I don't have to... but unless you plan to tell me you've been the secret horse mastermind all along, I don't want you to feel responsible for my choices, especially the poor ones. It won't be my first temporary death, and it probably won't be the last, haha! If anything, I'm mostly just glad no one turned into an octopus halfway through... (hell is a strange place.)
I hope it won't be too much trouble for you to be stuck with too many bleeding hearts. Do you know how many achievements we need, or is that a mystery to you? To be safe, I'll just let you know that we're in the single digits--with a few more weeks to go, that should be enough. It would be convenient if we had the full list, since the ones you're left with will need their hands held through anything more harrowing than a tea party, but we've made it this far, so I'll trust in your leadership. I don't believe that being a weapon is an insult, but think of me however you'd like; just know that you've got me until the end, whatever that means across this divide.
- Childe
P.S. - I didn't survive the night, but saying I didn't win the battle is a little harsh, don't you think?
Day: Sunday
Recipient: Setz
Message Content:
Can you draw a picture? It sounds way more exciting to fight than a lobster, even if the lobster did get weapons.
- Childe
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